Matt Sussman

suss2hyphens NCAA overtime rules explained again: "After three OTs you have to go for two." Lane Kiffin: "Why wait that long?"

suss2hyphens College football is very, very neat. However, a counterargument: Casper Fucking Wells.

suss2hyphens [turns to Tigers game] [sees Jhonny Peralta playing first] [turns back] [gets up] [rinses out eyes]

suss2hyphens When the announcer notices that Iowa State's school colors are the same as McDonald's, that's not a compliment.

suss2hyphens Iowa State got their equipment from the USC Factory Outlet. Got a great discount on the irregular jerseys.

suss2hyphens Hav'n a little trouble with your FCS cupcake, Ball State?

suss2hyphens Live chatting on @HustleBelt . Ball State has the football, signifying the beginning of a college football game.

suss2hyphens Brit points out the order of stories on NBC Nightly News: 1. 90210 Day; 2. Nats/Marlins fight, 3. 65th anniversary of end of WWII.

suss2hyphens Cialis's new slogan, I believe, is "Bang Your Wife in the Woods™."

suss2hyphens @williamfleitch Add -site:bleacherreport.com. Make it a macro, even.

suss2hyphens Still mega-neat. RT @bigleaguestew : New Stew: Max St-Pierre joins the Tigers after 14 years in the minors http://dlvr.it/4cHpp

suss2hyphens I don't advocate anybody walking into MTV's HQ with a gun. I'm just saying if you want to save the planet, that's where you start.

suss2hyphens The first review is in for Hustle Belt, by an ex-Toledo and CFL wide receiver: http://bit.ly/ctTqUx

suss2hyphens Armando Galarraga is doing the Rahmani Eye Institute commercial, and it's awful, because they completely left alone the obvious joke.

suss2hyphens Shoulda sent Scherzer out for the 10th.

suss2hyphens Years from now, paleosociologists will study each season's DWTS celebs as a series of sad vignettes, trying to pinpoint where we went wrong.

suss2hyphens Well-intentioned, Target Field, but blaring Journey to fire up the crowd backfires when the new opposing pitcher's surname is Perry.

suss2hyphens Uh-oh. #CLOMP #CLOMP #CLOMP #CLOMP #JimThomeWalkupSounds

suss2hyphens My baseball psychological thriller screenplay will be titled "Maximum Scherzer."

suss2hyphens If Aroldis Chapman throws any faster, George Plimpton will posthumously release a book about him.

suss2hyphens Went to look at Digg's latest redesign. Got a 404 page. That's it, right? http://twitpic.com/2kdj6u

suss2hyphens The Big Ten rejected my written proposal of 12 one-team divisions :-(

suss2hyphens Okay. #MaxTheRoster has been fulfilled. Gerald Laird starts tonight, but #MaxTheLineup

suss2hyphens TV headline: PIT BULL ATTACKS BABY. Well, Swayze didn't say anything about that.

suss2hyphens What gave me away: my lack of self-loathing or my attention to grammar? RT @HS_BHGP : You, sir, are not an OSU or Michigan fan