Matt Sussman
Live Blogger, Deadspin
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I'll reserve judgment until I've heard all the jokes. Blood/sweat/tears of the MAC blog @HustleBelt, Video eye candy for @BlessYouBoys. WARNING: curling tweets
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"The cameraman probably doesn't realize he is live right now." Oh, CNN at 5 a.m.
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As I understand it, Chicagoans showed up in large numbers to protest against flash mobs.
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Scherzer's list of game scores belongs in the Price is Right "Money Game" — deceptive high numbers, bunch of "el cheapos."
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This weekend I learned the true meaning of love and that the Pirates lineup is just Rob Deer x 9.
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Sprints Fielder
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Scherzer has been pegged as the cover athlete for Chutes And Ladders 2K13.
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Expected a different home run base trot from someone named Kneel Walker.
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Tabata grounds out to start the tabata sixth inning.
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Ryan Raburn is even terrible at getting hit by a pitch.
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Max Scherzer's walkup song should be: opening half of "Brown Eyed Girl," closing half of "Behind Blue Eyes."
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Couldn't find a better one. RT @haveyoumettony : @suss2hyphens Best Man, Betemit, I assume?
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The zenith of the front yard ceremony, really, was the dog pissing off to the side during the vows.
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Being married is just like being single, except after sex Jesus gives you a high-five.
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And another Deadspin commenter is going to be on Jeopardy: James Virtel (Raskolnikov) next Friday. We all know way too much.
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Bases loaded, down by one, Danny Worth hits into a GIDP to end the game. Neat.
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Hens tonight have an inside the parker and turned a triple play. Wonder if anything cool's happening in Detroit...
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Cotton candy vendor looks like Ryan Raburn. [Insert joke here.] http://t.co/2BXnYpUJ
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Just saw my first inside-the-park HR, thanks to Eric Patterson. Maybe MLivers are onto something.
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Fifth Third Field scoreboard, PA system is broken. No score, no lineup anywhere. It's like watching baseball in 1890 + smartphone.
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Uh, we didn't invite Francisco Cervelli to our wedding reception. http://t.co/axq816b4
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#FF @brittty , who starting tomorrow will be a parody account of a wife who tolerates being with a curler/MAC blogger.
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Tomorrow we get to watch the American League play the NL's style of baseball: trying to get hot at the right goddamn time.
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Admittedly, if I were umpiring a 3-2 pitch, I'd call a third strike on the basis of the batter having a sassy bat-flip.
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I just imagined a country called Papelbonia, then imposed economic sanctions on it.
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O-H! [WHHHCK] [PTOO] RT @sbnation : Probably the most Mike Vrabel NCAA violation ever: Chewing tobacco on the sidelines. http://t.co/gwEdjABB
