Matt Sussman

suss2hyphens Society is progressive enough to let gays marry yet barbaric enough to eat directly from the bones of animals.

suss2hyphens New on Blogcritics: Bud Light's Super Bowl Superiority Is Skunked http://bit.ly/duIUs1

suss2hyphens Anxiously awaiting the Twitterhedron to embrace the Sri Lankan election like they did Iran. Or are they over that?

suss2hyphens Ah, the future of journalism! RT @AnnArborcom : Meet Davy - AnnArbor.com's Pet of the Week

suss2hyphens Waterboarding is an entirely too-fun-sounding activity. http://bit.ly/demxTy

suss2hyphens BREAKING: David Paterson to resign after assaulting Tracy Morgan during the Super Bowl.

suss2hyphens Yeah they are! ...wait, what? #saints http://tweetphoto.com/10759763

suss2hyphens This Super Bpwl commercial for WM is way too long.

suss2hyphens Okay, time for a two-week curling bender.

suss2hyphens Heauxly shit.

suss2hyphens I have trouble believing Charles Barkley would walk that far with a full box of food.

suss2hyphens Memes colliding!

suss2hyphens To date no actual humanoids have driven a Kia.

suss2hyphens VW FTW.

suss2hyphens Just remember, had Janet Jackson not corrupted our nation's youth, we'd have had a Taylor Swift halftime show.

suss2hyphens "Those windmills will keep them cool!"

suss2hyphens Not a very convincing Tebow NFL scouting report.

suss2hyphens LOOK OUT CARRIE A STEALTH BOMBER DO A BARREL ROLL!

suss2hyphens Watching and enjoying the Super Bowl with other humans tonight. No live blog.

suss2hyphens Hilarity is a local newscast where the anchors think the show's over, but they're still on the air. #nbctoledo

suss2hyphens Unkool. RT @BGathletics : David Kool gets a steal and bucket with less than 5 seconds left and Western Michigan beats BGSU 65-64.

suss2hyphens Women's basketball uses women cheerleaders.

suss2hyphens Bonus points: the kid in question already had a faux-hawk.

suss2hyphens A mother one table over explains to her little kid the difference between a mohawk and a faux-hawk. Education starts in the home.

suss2hyphens Aw, I like you guys too, @thegnc and @DHSpeedwagon .