Author of the New York Times bestselling book Confessions of a Scary Mommy and owner of scarymommy.com. Fond of four letter curse words, sarcasm and Diet Coke.

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ScaryMommy Thanks for having me! RT @SheKnows We love @scarymommy 's confessions in this interview http://t.co/lADl7rDR

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ScaryMommy At least it's only Wednesday? http://t.co/SW0qMkbG

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scarymommy Recording my audio book today. I am officially sick of myself.

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scarymommy Turns out my melanoma history prevents me from being a bone marrow donor, but YOU can. NY: 60 W. 15th Street until 11:30, come get swabbed.

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scarymommy Morning greeting I do not appreciate from total strangers: "Long night, I see?"

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scarymommy 10 assholes who make parenting even harder. http://t.co/ypBtpCsl

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scarymommy LOL. RT @starcarrier : @ScaryMommy I'm sure you've done things in public that was less than savory! I'm blocking you you uppity snot!

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scarymommy And, my new seatmate is cutting her nails. WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?

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scarymommy You make me wish for morning sickness. RT @ladyestrogen : @ScaryMommy If I was pregnant, I would have happily barfed all over them!

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scarymommy Who makes a tuna sandwich on the train? Complete with mixing the pouch with mayo? The person next to me, that's who. I'm moving.

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scarymommy RT @MarinkaNYC : NYC Bone marrow donor drive- tomorrow, 5/23 7:30-11:30 am at Kidding Around, 60 W 15th street. U could save a 6 yo

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scarymommy One of the best things about being a grown up: Having dr friends who can call in antibiotics for you. #mustkeepthatfriendship

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scarymommy I'm @Ouidad today helping parents of poor, curly haired children. http://t.co/7QqCjIoQ

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scarymommy (OMG, loving the comments!) 10 People Who Make Parenting Harder http://t.co/gBiKc6ih

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scarymommy 10 People Who Make Parenting Harder http://t.co/lF5cNIwv

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scarymommy Want to win a $4000 bed from #SleepNumber? I thought you might. http://t.co/qsRwujdk

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scarymommy 10 Celebrity Endorsements That Drive Me Nuts: http://t.co/1ZNwg188 via @The_Stir @ScaryMommy

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scarymommy A challenge I can win! RT @CleverTitleTK : Now I'm going to be engaged in a who-can-kill-our-prize-goldfish sooner contest w/ @scarymommy .

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scarymommy Ranking high on the asses I'd like to kick list: The person who decided goldfish would make a good carnival prize.

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scarymommy My son loves me THIIIIIIIIS much: "Mommy, you're home! I need to poop and I saved it for you!" Such an honor being his mother.

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scarymommy RT @LizJostes : Help a family make it thru summer w/o the school lunch program! The Better Side via @ScaryMommy http://t.co/KAXoNFb7

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scarymommy I'm a little embarrassed by how much I learned from @CecilyK during a session I was speaking at. #bbcphilly

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scarymommy Loving our table. RT @JenniferBurden : Having a BLAST with Jill from @scarymommy at #bbcphilly !!! http://t.co/Ey3U1xlA

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scarymommy ... And it only took 47 takes! RT @sarahviz : Sharing laughs with @scarymommy at #bbcphilly! http://t.co/c67JX7kq

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scarymommy Love listening to the amazing @AudreyMcClellan at #bbcphilly. Such a firecracker.

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