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Matt Sussman: Vince Offer is not his real name. In elementary school his name was Roger Klotz.

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 01:20:52 GMT

Matt Sussman: Vince Offer is not his real name. In elementary school his name was Roger Klotz.

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Matt Sussman: Observation in Warriors-Thunder game: there are whole seconds where guys are just dribbling the ball.

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 00:30:36 GMT

Matt Sussman: Observation in Warriors-Thunder game: there are whole seconds where guys are just dribbling the ball.

(By @suss2hyphens - Live Blogger - Deadspin, Sports)

Matt Sussman: That was weird. JaVale McGee just ran into my house, looked around, and ran back out.

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 23:55:42 GMT

Matt Sussman: That was weird. JaVale McGee just ran into my house, looked around, and ran back out.

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Matt Sussman: Know what? This year I'm calling them four-run homers.

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 23:39:18 GMT

Matt Sussman: Know what? This year I'm calling them four-run homers.

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Deadspin: Some Dude From Brooklyn Who Thinks He's A Jedi Master Is Whining About His Light Saber Getting Stolen http://t.co/oqPGh9QO

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 23:10:01 GMT

Deadspin: Some Dude From Brooklyn Who Thinks He's A Jedi Master Is Whining About His Light Saber Getting Stolen http://t.co/oqPGh9QO

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Matt Sussman: [pulls off mask] RT @haveyoumettony: @suss2hyphens Yoenis Cespedes is actually just the name on Josh Hamilton's birth certificate.

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 22:52:47 GMT

Matt Sussman: [pulls off mask] RT @haveyoumettony : @suss2hyphens Yoenis Cespedes is actually just the name on Josh Hamilton's birth certificate.

(By @suss2hyphens - Live Blogger - Deadspin, Sports)

Deadspin: Let Us Now Consider The Possibility That Madonna's Halftime Show Was A Satanic Ritual http://t.co/vd0InuLD

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 22:41:01 GMT

Deadspin: Let Us Now Consider The Possibility That Madonna's Halftime Show Was A Satanic Ritual http://t.co/vd0InuLD

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Deadspin: This Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions http://t.co/oPZ839jN

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 22:03:02 GMT

Deadspin: This Week In Unintentional Dong Submissions http://t.co/oPZ839jN

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Matt Sussman: Ron Santorum Posthumously Elected To Cardinals Hall Of Fame

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 21:57:47 GMT

Matt Sussman: Ron Santorum Posthumously Elected To Cardinals Hall Of Fame

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Matt Sussman: I think technically the #mysteryteam in the Cespedes sweepstakes is Cuba.

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 21:42:19 GMT

Matt Sussman: I think technically the #mysteryteam in the Cespedes sweepstakes is Cuba.

(By @suss2hyphens - Live Blogger - Deadspin, Sports)

Matt Sussman: AGENT: Yoenis Cespedes linked to several teams via Chinese finger traps, somebody please help

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 21:41:33 GMT

Matt Sussman: AGENT: Yoenis Cespedes linked to several teams via Chinese finger traps, somebody please help

(By @suss2hyphens - Live Blogger - Deadspin, Sports)

Drew Magary: Crying Pats girl won't stop fackin' crying! http://t.co/Op9r4EG6 @justin_halpern

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 21:21:33 GMT

Drew Magary: Crying Pats girl won't stop fackin' crying! http://t.co/Op9r4EG6 @justin_halpern

(By @drewmagary - Columnist - Deadspin, Sports)

Deadspin: Watch A Shopping-Mall Brawler With Panties Exposed Kick Her Foe In The Face http://t.co/ZUPJBeMy

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 21:15:01 GMT

Deadspin: Watch A Shopping-Mall Brawler With Panties Exposed Kick Her Foe In The Face http://t.co/ZUPJBeMy

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Matt Sussman: What's the term for when smart writers retweet something and add exclamation points?

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 21:14:01 GMT

Matt Sussman: What's the term for when smart writers retweet something and add exclamation points?

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Deadspin: Biker Uses Woman's Belt To Hogtie Driver Who Nearly Killed U. Of Texas Soccer Player http://t.co/d6FdR2aB

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 20:37:01 GMT

Deadspin: Biker Uses Woman's Belt To Hogtie Driver Who Nearly Killed U. Of Texas Soccer Player http://t.co/d6FdR2aB

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Matt Sussman: Today is not the day I thought it was. @EveryTweet_Ever

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 20:27:30 GMT

Matt Sussman: Today is not the day I thought it was. @EveryTweet_Ever

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Drew Magary: @Deadspin @edsbs That Harold Bloom is quite the looker. A Gosling among academics.

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 19:53:34 GMT

Drew Magary: @Deadspin @edsbs That Harold Bloom is quite the looker. A Gosling among academics.

(By @drewmagary - Columnist - Deadspin, Sports)

Drew Magary: Made strawberry cupcakes for my kid's birthday. Taking every ounce of strength to not throw one in a blender with milk and ice cream.

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 19:52:06 GMT

Drew Magary: Made strawberry cupcakes for my kid's birthday. Taking every ounce of strength to not throw one in a blender with milk and ice cream.

(By @drewmagary - Columnist - Deadspin, Sports)

Matt Sussman: Get off my timeline, both of you. RT @BryanDFischer: +1. RT @Year2: I really hate those orange uniforms. Any orange uniforms, really.

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 19:36:40 GMT

Matt Sussman: Get off my timeline, both of you. RT @BryanDFischer : +1. RT @Year2 : I really hate those orange uniforms. Any orange uniforms, really.

(By @suss2hyphens - Live Blogger - Deadspin, Sports)

Deadspin: This Looks Like A Fortified Sniper's Nest At The Super Bowl http://t.co/3UpQbvvD

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 19:36:01 GMT

Deadspin: This Looks Like A Fortified Sniper's Nest At The Super Bowl http://t.co/3UpQbvvD

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Deadspin: The Pittsburgh Pirates Are Pretty Much Willing To Give Anyone A Tryout http://t.co/4lEbQXT4

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 18:57:01 GMT

Deadspin: The Pittsburgh Pirates Are Pretty Much Willing To Give Anyone A Tryout http://t.co/4lEbQXT4

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Deadspin: Sarah Michelle Gellar Is Just Another Creepy, Overzealous Giants Fan http://t.co/tfu69vJN

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 18:42:02 GMT

Deadspin: Sarah Michelle Gellar Is Just Another Creepy, Overzealous Giants Fan http://t.co/tfu69vJN

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Matt Sussman: Yoenis Cespedes will be signed by whichever general manager can pull his work visa from this stone.

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 17:38:55 GMT

Matt Sussman: Yoenis Cespedes will be signed by whichever general manager can pull his work visa from this stone.

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Matt Sussman: In sportswriting biology you only have to dissect a couple plays from an entire game to pass the course.

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 17:19:42 GMT

Matt Sussman: In sportswriting biology you only have to dissect a couple plays from an entire game to pass the course.

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Deadspin: Seeing Jeremy Lin At The Garden Was The Best 11 Bucks I Ever Spent On Pro Sports http://t.co/df1aKpxT

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 17:18:21 GMT

Deadspin: Seeing Jeremy Lin At The Garden Was The Best 11 Bucks I Ever Spent On Pro Sports http://t.co/df1aKpxT

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Matt Sussman: Not offended by Pete Hoekstra's Asian ad as a white person, but deeply hurt by "Pete SpendItNot" as a punsmith. http://t.co/iCldO0Bi

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 17:01:09 GMT

Matt Sussman: Not offended by Pete Hoekstra's Asian ad as a white person, but deeply hurt by "Pete SpendItNot" as a punsmith. http://t.co/iCldO0Bi

(By @suss2hyphens - Live Blogger - Deadspin, Sports)

Deadspin: Asian Harvard Grad Somehow Succeeding In New York; Or, Why I Love Jeremy Lin http://t.co/ZUBp9oTa

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 16:56:01 GMT

Deadspin: Asian Harvard Grad Somehow Succeeding In New York; Or, Why I Love Jeremy Lin http://t.co/ZUBp9oTa

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Deadspin: Jerry Sandusky's Neighbors Say He's Been Watching Children From His Back Porch http://t.co/KxgwtoiM

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 16:45:02 GMT

Deadspin: Jerry Sandusky's Neighbors Say He's Been Watching Children From His Back Porch http://t.co/KxgwtoiM

(By @deadspin - Blog Feed - Deadspin, Sports)

Deadspin: Poker Legend Doyle Brunson Fondly Recalls The Time A Moonshiner Almost Killed Him During A Card Game http://t.co/bpJi0E0o

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 16:41:02 GMT

Deadspin: Poker Legend Doyle Brunson Fondly Recalls The Time A Moonshiner Almost Killed Him During A Card Game http://t.co/bpJi0E0o

(By @deadspin - Blog Feed - Deadspin, Sports)

Deadspin: The Big East's Plan To Save Itself By Becoming Conference USA Continues To Take Shape http://t.co/zz4S7SE1

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 16:25:02 GMT

Deadspin: The Big East's Plan To Save Itself By Becoming Conference USA Continues To Take Shape http://t.co/zz4S7SE1

(By @deadspin - Blog Feed - Deadspin, Sports)

Drew Magary: "Oh, no worries. It's just me, Jerry Sandusky, staring at kids from my porch." http://t.co/XiwwXBCL

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 16:20:27 GMT

Drew Magary: "Oh, no worries. It's just me, Jerry Sandusky, staring at kids from my porch." http://t.co/XiwwXBCL

(By @drewmagary - Columnist - Deadspin, Sports)

Matt Sussman: PREDICTION: Brad Pitt will modify Benjamin Button character for Billy Beane reprisal, "Moneyball 2" will have A's buy nothing but RBI guys.

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 16:18:59 GMT

Matt Sussman: PREDICTION: Brad Pitt will modify Benjamin Button character for Billy Beane reprisal, "Moneyball 2" will have A's buy nothing but RBI guys.

(By @suss2hyphens - Live Blogger - Deadspin, Sports)

Drew Magary: This is a shark the size of a school bus. From @Dro3030 http://t.co/v7wfkFPp

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 16:11:19 GMT

Drew Magary: This is a shark the size of a school bus. From @Dro3030 http://t.co/v7wfkFPp

(By @drewmagary - Columnist - Deadspin, Sports)

Deadspin: Circus FMX Rider Somehow Not Dead After Midair Clothesline http://t.co/YjdyrF7z

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 16:06:02 GMT

Deadspin: Circus FMX Rider Somehow Not Dead After Midair Clothesline http://t.co/YjdyrF7z

(By @deadspin - Blog Feed - Deadspin, Sports)

Deadspin: Hey, Michigan: Illinois Will Show You Their Athletic Director's Contract If You Show Them Yours http://t.co/JxCph5LC

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 15:53:02 GMT

Deadspin: Hey, Michigan: Illinois Will Show You Their Athletic Director's Contract If You Show Them Yours http://t.co/JxCph5LC

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Matt Sussman: I've been in an abusive relationship with Ryan Raburn for three years. But I can change his first-half splits! #baseballboyfriend

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 15:35:38 GMT

Matt Sussman: I've been in an abusive relationship with Ryan Raburn for three years. But I can change his first-half splits! #baseballboyfriend

(By @suss2hyphens - Live Blogger - Deadspin, Sports)

Matt Sussman: Mike Piazza just held a press conference saying he has never downloaded Baseball Boyfriend.

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 15:25:14 GMT

Matt Sussman: Mike Piazza just held a press conference saying he has never downloaded Baseball Boyfriend.

(By @suss2hyphens - Live Blogger - Deadspin, Sports)

Drew Magary: If Dr. Seuss book titles told the truth. http://t.co/sjel4FTi

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 15:22:35 GMT

Drew Magary: If Dr. Seuss book titles told the truth. http://t.co/sjel4FTi

(By @drewmagary - Columnist - Deadspin, Sports)

Drew Magary: It's a book light that's, like, a BOOK AND A LIGHT. http://t.co/cTcl7sqy

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 15:15:49 GMT

Drew Magary: It's a book light that's, like, a BOOK AND A LIGHT. http://t.co/cTcl7sqy

(By @drewmagary - Columnist - Deadspin, Sports)

Matt Sussman: Racism is too narrow for my tastes. I prefer phylism. VERTEBRATE PRIDE

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 14:58:15 GMT

Matt Sussman: Racism is too narrow for my tastes. I prefer phylism. VERTEBRATE PRIDE

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Deadspin: Childbirth Is A Precious Rite Of Passage, If You Enjoy Agony, Terror, And Flying Jets Of Blood http://t.co/Vy1skQYF

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 14:58:01 GMT

Deadspin: Childbirth Is A Precious Rite Of Passage, If You Enjoy Agony, Terror, And Flying Jets Of Blood http://t.co/Vy1skQYF

(By @deadspin - Blog Feed - Deadspin, Sports)

Deadspin: Shirtless Matt Light Also Has An Onstage Dance Video http://t.co/6TOTOcfd

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 14:46:02 GMT

Deadspin: Shirtless Matt Light Also Has An Onstage Dance Video http://t.co/6TOTOcfd

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Deadspin: Funbag! "Maybe you eat the same thing two days in a row, but on one of those days you had to..." http://t.co/FsgAss2r

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 14:35:26 GMT

Deadspin: Funbag! "Maybe you eat the same thing two days in a row, but on one of those days you had to..." http://t.co/FsgAss2r

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Drew Magary: FUNBAG. http://t.co/YcLSDQoC

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 14:22:33 GMT

Drew Magary: FUNBAG. http://t.co/YcLSDQoC

(By @drewmagary - Columnist - Deadspin, Sports)

Drew Magary: Somewhere right now, that Scalia guy is cackling maniacally and forcibly raping a voodoo doll of an East Villager.

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 14:14:57 GMT

Drew Magary: Somewhere right now, that Scalia guy is cackling maniacally and forcibly raping a voodoo doll of an East Villager.

(By @drewmagary - Columnist - Deadspin, Sports)

Deadspin: Wes Welker Mocked With Pile Of Butterfinger Candy Bars In Boston Town Square http://t.co/YP5APhKl

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 14:05:02 GMT

Deadspin: Wes Welker Mocked With Pile Of Butterfinger Candy Bars In Boston Town Square http://t.co/YP5APhKl

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Drew Magary: In case you missed it, here's last week's Dadspin post. http://t.co/ucdCEGrg

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 14:04:42 GMT

Drew Magary: In case you missed it, here's last week's Dadspin post. http://t.co/ucdCEGrg

(By @drewmagary - Columnist - Deadspin, Sports)

Matt Sussman: The Big East Conference has adopted its own fight song: http://t.co/gSkwcQTt

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 13:57:01 GMT

Matt Sussman: The Big East Conference has adopted its own fight song: http://t.co/gSkwcQTt

(By @suss2hyphens - Live Blogger - Deadspin, Sports)

Drew Magary: Robert Downey Jr. named his kid Exton. I assume the kid will grow up to be either a prep school or an oil company.

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 13:53:19 GMT

Drew Magary: Robert Downey Jr. named his kid Exton. I assume the kid will grow up to be either a prep school or an oil company.

(By @drewmagary - Columnist - Deadspin, Sports)

Drew Magary: The American production process, in chart form. http://t.co/m3PFBLK3

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 13:52:12 GMT

Drew Magary: The American production process, in chart form. http://t.co/m3PFBLK3

(By @drewmagary - Columnist - Deadspin, Sports)

Matt Sussman: New sex marriages are the ones you want to ban.

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 13:34:20 GMT

Matt Sussman: New sex marriages are the ones you want to ban.

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Matt Sussman: I thought every marriage already had the same sex.

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 13:32:01 GMT

Matt Sussman: I thought every marriage already had the same sex.

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Matt Sussman: Roe v. Gayde RT @BobbyBigWheel: If SCOTUS takes up the Prop 8 appeal, it would be titled Brown v. City of San Francisco.

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 13:25:34 GMT

Matt Sussman: Roe v. Gayde RT @BobbyBigWheel : If SCOTUS takes up the Prop 8 appeal, it would be titled Brown v. City of San Francisco.

(By @suss2hyphens - Live Blogger - Deadspin, Sports)

Deadspin: Excited Woman At Super Bowl Parade Tells Reporter She Can't Wait To See Mark Sanchez http://t.co/MxyOVZLo

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 13:12:01 GMT

Deadspin: Excited Woman At Super Bowl Parade Tells Reporter She Can't Wait To See Mark Sanchez http://t.co/MxyOVZLo

(By @deadspin - Blog Feed - Deadspin, Sports)

Deadspin: Play Through At Your Own Risk: Golfer Might Lose Leg After On-Course Fight http://t.co/5UPni20e

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 12:57:01 GMT

Deadspin: Play Through At Your Own Risk: Golfer Might Lose Leg After On-Course Fight http://t.co/5UPni20e

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Matt Sussman: Urban Meyer will flip Yoenis Cespedes to play for Ohio State.

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 12:49:40 GMT

Matt Sussman: Urban Meyer will flip Yoenis Cespedes to play for Ohio State.

(By @suss2hyphens - Live Blogger - Deadspin, Sports)

Matt Sussman: Junior Hemingway's Sugar Bowl stuff was stolen. Lots of stuff. It was good stuff. He kept them at his dad's house. It is in South Carolina.

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 12:30:52 GMT

Matt Sussman: Junior Hemingway's Sugar Bowl stuff was stolen. Lots of stuff. It was good stuff. He kept them at his dad's house. It is in South Carolina.

(By @suss2hyphens - Live Blogger - Deadspin, Sports)

Matt Sussman: If Junior Hemingway reports a claim on his stolen Sugar Bowl swag and keeps the money, is that an NCAA violation? http://t.co/ua6HvcV7

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 12:24:54 GMT

Matt Sussman: If Junior Hemingway reports a claim on his stolen Sugar Bowl swag and keeps the money, is that an NCAA violation? http://t.co/ua6HvcV7

(By @suss2hyphens - Live Blogger - Deadspin, Sports)

Matt Sussman: Next year Jamie Moyer will be old enough to be eligible for the Super Bowl halftime.

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 11:54:49 GMT

Matt Sussman: Next year Jamie Moyer will be old enough to be eligible for the Super Bowl halftime.

(By @suss2hyphens - Live Blogger - Deadspin, Sports)

Deadspin: A Rob Gronkowski Onstage Dance Video Has Been Unearthed http://t.co/RfMC4TQp

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 11:36:01 GMT

Deadspin: A Rob Gronkowski Onstage Dance Video Has Been Unearthed http://t.co/RfMC4TQp

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Matt Sussman: Required reading today: traffic signs. Be safe out there, motorists.

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 11:21:58 GMT

Matt Sussman: Required reading today: traffic signs. Be safe out there, motorists.

(By @suss2hyphens - Live Blogger - Deadspin, Sports)

Drew Magary: “There’s not a lot of vegetables... unless you consider salsa a vegetable.” http://t.co/gqLmSSGc

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 11:14:20 GMT

Drew Magary: “There’s not a lot of vegetables... unless you consider salsa a vegetable.” http://t.co/gqLmSSGc

(By @drewmagary - Columnist - Deadspin, Sports)

Deadspin: "Was That A Sasquatch?” The Misery Of Watching Canadian Super Bowl Ads http://t.co/P61yQRgl

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 10:52:02 GMT

Deadspin: "Was That A Sasquatch?” The Misery Of Watching Canadian Super Bowl Ads http://t.co/P61yQRgl

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Deadspin: Rob Gronkowski Post-Super Bowl Dance Videos Begin To Surface http://t.co/rPXt5GVi

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 10:42:01 GMT

Deadspin: Rob Gronkowski Post-Super Bowl Dance Videos Begin To Surface http://t.co/rPXt5GVi

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Matt Sussman: No need to come up with a Jeremy Lin nickname because it's Larry Nerd.

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 10:31:23 GMT

Matt Sussman: No need to come up with a Jeremy Lin nickname because it's Larry Nerd.

(By @suss2hyphens - Live Blogger - Deadspin, Sports)

Deadspin: This Is Why JaVale McGee Is The Best Thing In The NBA http://t.co/q9GLACbG

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 10:28:02 GMT

Deadspin: This Is Why JaVale McGee Is The Best Thing In The NBA http://t.co/q9GLACbG

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Will Leitch: #linsanity, over at Nymag: http://t.co/1w1vmOJJ

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 09:54:44 GMT

Will Leitch: #linsanity, over at Nymag: http://t.co/1w1vmOJJ

(By @williamfleitch - Founder and Contributing Editor - Deadspin, Sports)

Deadspin: Here's A Photo Of A Guy Named "East Side Dave" Bothering Chris Berman After The Super Bowl http://t.co/lRV6kVeV

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 09:33:01 GMT

Deadspin: Here's A Photo Of A Guy Named "East Side Dave" Bothering Chris Berman After The Super Bowl http://t.co/lRV6kVeV

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Matt Sussman: Via @cdbarker: fabulous Israel hockey jerseys. http://t.co/UzxDlEp8

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 09:25:06 GMT

Matt Sussman: Via @cdbarker : fabulous Israel hockey jerseys. http://t.co/UzxDlEp8

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Drew Magary: Dispatch From a Boob-Flaunting, Binge-Drinking, Race-Baiting Wing-Eating Contest - @Gawker http://t.co/klyqdETe

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 09:09:25 GMT

Drew Magary: Dispatch From a Boob-Flaunting, Binge-Drinking, Race-Baiting Wing-Eating Contest - @Gawker http://t.co/klyqdETe

(By @drewmagary - Columnist - Deadspin, Sports)

Matt Sussman: Starting to think Yoenis Cespedes is just another George Plimpton hoax.

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 09:06:39 GMT

Matt Sussman: Starting to think Yoenis Cespedes is just another George Plimpton hoax.

(By @suss2hyphens - Live Blogger - Deadspin, Sports)

Drew Magary: Oh hey, it's Black History Month. You know who could have prevented centuries of African American oppression? You guessed it. #WAHLBERG

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 09:00:36 GMT

Drew Magary: Oh hey, it's Black History Month. You know who could have prevented centuries of African American oppression? You guessed it. #WAHLBERG

(By @drewmagary - Columnist - Deadspin, Sports)

Drew Magary: #tweetyourweight 205.4 lbs. And so begins the long and determined voyage BACK TO SEXYTOWN.

Tue, 07 Feb 2012 08:59:07 GMT

Drew Magary: #tweetyourweight 205.4 lbs. And so begins the long and determined voyage BACK TO SEXYTOWN.

(By @drewmagary - Columnist - Deadspin, Sports)

Deadspin: You Have Four Days Remaining To Bid On This Leather-Bound & Autographed Copy Of Jerry Sandusky's Book http://t.co/HOqtQqh4

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 23:17:02 GMT

Deadspin: You Have Four Days Remaining To Bid On This Leather-Bound & Autographed Copy Of Jerry Sandusky's Book http://t.co/HOqtQqh4

(By @deadspin - Blog Feed - Deadspin, Sports)

Matt Sussman: I can't see Tim Tebow making office with just 46 percent.

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 22:59:13 GMT

Matt Sussman: I can't see Tim Tebow making office with just 46 percent.

(By @suss2hyphens - Live Blogger - Deadspin, Sports)

Deadspin: Oklahoma's Steven Pledger Prematurely Celebrated His Game-Tying Buzzer-Beater That Didn't Go In http://t.co/rzLSFNvx

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 22:15:02 GMT

Deadspin: Oklahoma's Steven Pledger Prematurely Celebrated His Game-Tying Buzzer-Beater That Didn't Go In http://t.co/rzLSFNvx

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Deadspin: Knowshon Moreno Faces DUI Charges After Being Pulled Over In Bentley With "SAUCED" License Plate http://t.co/hf0w2iaH

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 21:26:33 GMT

Deadspin: Knowshon Moreno Faces DUI Charges After Being Pulled Over In Bentley With "SAUCED" License Plate http://t.co/hf0w2iaH

(By @deadspin - Blog Feed - Deadspin, Sports)

Matt Sussman: Hey, Clint? Clint Eastwood? Um, we're not sure if the city of Detroit kicks or receives to start the second half.

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 21:19:33 GMT

Matt Sussman: Hey, Clint? Clint Eastwood? Um, we're not sure if the city of Detroit kicks or receives to start the second half.

(By @suss2hyphens - Live Blogger - Deadspin, Sports)

Matt Sussman: [tim_burke_answering_questions.gif] ... damn, I'm terrible at this.

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 21:02:52 GMT

Matt Sussman: [tim_burke_answering_questions.gif] ... damn, I'm terrible at this.

(By @suss2hyphens - Live Blogger - Deadspin, Sports)

Deadspin: Report: Steelers Hire Todd Haley As New Offensive Coordinator http://t.co/U0oRruEa

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 18:21:02 GMT

Deadspin: Report: Steelers Hire Todd Haley As New Offensive Coordinator http://t.co/U0oRruEa

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Deadspin: We Now Have The Will Ferrell Old Milwaukee Super Bowl Ad In HD, Along With More Info About It http://t.co/N2Tb75dI

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 17:36:01 GMT

Deadspin: We Now Have The Will Ferrell Old Milwaukee Super Bowl Ad In HD, Along With More Info About It http://t.co/N2Tb75dI

(By @deadspin - Blog Feed - Deadspin, Sports)

Matt Sussman: Spoiled by unworldly awesomeness but still kinda good today. The Patriots aren't the Bills — they're the Simpsons.

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 17:33:39 GMT

Matt Sussman: Spoiled by unworldly awesomeness but still kinda good today. The Patriots aren't the Bills — they're the Simpsons.

(By @suss2hyphens - Live Blogger - Deadspin, Sports)

Deadspin: Watching The Super Bowl, Brett Favre Got A Little Antsy About His Retirement http://t.co/z5hsiywj

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 17:27:02 GMT

Deadspin: Watching The Super Bowl, Brett Favre Got A Little Antsy About His Retirement http://t.co/z5hsiywj

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Matt Sussman: Even though Diddy's stone suddenly changes handle. @terry_usacurl

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 17:18:05 GMT

Matt Sussman: Even though Diddy's stone suddenly changes handle. @terry_usacurl

(By @suss2hyphens - Live Blogger - Deadspin, Sports)

Deadspin: Report: Allen Iverson In Talks To Play In Puerto Rico http://t.co/PWq1NtZ6

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 17:18:02 GMT

Deadspin: Report: Allen Iverson In Talks To Play In Puerto Rico http://t.co/PWq1NtZ6

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Matt Sussman: Yeah, I'll share it again too. RT @terry_usacurl: Hours later this still makes me giggle. http://t.co/nrpLEqnA

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 17:16:25 GMT

Matt Sussman: Yeah, I'll share it again too. RT @terry_usacurl : Hours later this still makes me giggle. http://t.co/nrpLEqnA

(By @suss2hyphens - Live Blogger - Deadspin, Sports)

Deadspin: The Mariners Probably Just Pulled Off The Best Signing Of The Offseason http://t.co/xc3YmUgi

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 16:50:02 GMT

Deadspin: The Mariners Probably Just Pulled Off The Best Signing Of The Offseason http://t.co/xc3YmUgi

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Matt Sussman: #NOWEDDINGNIGHTSPOILERS RT @brittty: Wedding dress fits amazingly, except the part where it looks like I have a deranged third nipple.

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 16:43:09 GMT

Matt Sussman: #NOWEDDINGNIGHTSPOILERS RT @brittty : Wedding dress fits amazingly, except the part where it looks like I have a deranged third nipple.

(By @suss2hyphens - Live Blogger - Deadspin, Sports)

Drew Magary: The model from the Fiat ad last night is named Catrinel Menghia. The resulting Google Image Search proves she is not unattractive.

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 16:30:23 GMT

Drew Magary: The model from the Fiat ad last night is named Catrinel Menghia. The resulting Google Image Search proves she is not unattractive.

(By @drewmagary - Columnist - Deadspin, Sports)

Drew Magary: Ron Swanson Dr. Seuss book. http://t.co/5gtbxYD0

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 16:24:10 GMT

Drew Magary: Ron Swanson Dr. Seuss book. http://t.co/5gtbxYD0

(By @drewmagary - Columnist - Deadspin, Sports)

Deadspin: Hot In Super Bowl Commercials: Car Commercials Starring People Who Kill People With Their Cars! http://t.co/juzovyai

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 16:14:01 GMT

Deadspin: Hot In Super Bowl Commercials: Car Commercials Starring People Who Kill People With Their Cars! http://t.co/juzovyai

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Matt Sussman: Bizarre Music Reference Quarterly is a lucky publication. RT @matt_T: THANK YOU BASED GOD, I WILL BE EMPLOYED AGAIN VERY SOON.

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 16:05:03 GMT

Matt Sussman: Bizarre Music Reference Quarterly is a lucky publication. RT @matt_T : THANK YOU BASED GOD, I WILL BE EMPLOYED AGAIN VERY SOON.

(By @suss2hyphens - Live Blogger - Deadspin, Sports)

Drew Magary: I think Tom Brady should make a pre-emptive move and ask to be traded to the Colts. WE ALL KNOW THE MILK HAS TURNED.

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 16:00:22 GMT

Drew Magary: I think Tom Brady should make a pre-emptive move and ask to be traded to the Colts. WE ALL KNOW THE MILK HAS TURNED.

(By @drewmagary - Columnist - Deadspin, Sports)

Deadspin: Eli Manning: Stop Wearing T-Shirts Over Your Shoulder Pads http://t.co/qp5Rhon9

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 16:00:01 GMT

Deadspin: Eli Manning: Stop Wearing T-Shirts Over Your Shoulder Pads http://t.co/qp5Rhon9

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Deadspin: French-Canadian Meme Alert: Thibaulting Is The New Tebowing http://t.co/yzRxszdI

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 15:44:00 GMT

Deadspin: French-Canadian Meme Alert: Thibaulting Is The New Tebowing http://t.co/yzRxszdI

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Deadspin: There Is A Cat On The Pitch At Anfield For The Liverpool-Tottenham Match http://t.co/3jbx2w2c

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 15:29:01 GMT

Deadspin: There Is A Cat On The Pitch At Anfield For The Liverpool-Tottenham Match http://t.co/3jbx2w2c

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Matt Sussman: Sports joke scale: Imagined thoughts of animals > Imagined thoughts of humans > Real thoughts of humans > Real thoughts of animals

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 15:22:36 GMT

Matt Sussman: Sports joke scale: Imagined thoughts of animals > Imagined thoughts of humans > Real thoughts of humans > Real thoughts of animals

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Matt Sussman: "Now I don't see this pool of liver anywhere." RT @bubbaprog: OMG KITTY ON THE ANFIELD PITCH http://t.co/aD4IRNhD

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 15:14:59 GMT

Matt Sussman: "Now I don't see this pool of liver anywhere." RT @bubbaprog : OMG KITTY ON THE ANFIELD PITCH http://t.co/aD4IRNhD

(By @suss2hyphens - Live Blogger - Deadspin, Sports)

Deadspin: Rob Gronkowski, Shirtless Matt Light Danced Away Their Sorrows After The Super Bowl http://t.co/HafUpBPZ

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 14:56:01 GMT

Deadspin: Rob Gronkowski, Shirtless Matt Light Danced Away Their Sorrows After The Super Bowl http://t.co/HafUpBPZ

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Deadspin: Bristolmetrics: SportsCenter Mentioned Tim Tebow 18 Times Last Week, Somehow http://t.co/uk70MnND

Mon, 06 Feb 2012 14:29:02 GMT

Deadspin: Bristolmetrics: SportsCenter Mentioned Tim Tebow 18 Times Last Week, Somehow http://t.co/uk70MnND

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