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<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 22:55:20 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Deadspin: Property owners suing Kellen Winslow Jr. for leaving behind shit-stained house with $133,000 in damages: http://t.co/QuRwvHG0</title>
<link>http://twittorati.com/Deadspin/statuses/205446784749800000</link>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Deadspin</a>: Property owners suing Kellen Winslow Jr. for leaving behind shit-stained house with $133,000 in damages: <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/QuRwvHG0' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/QuRwvHG0</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/Deadspin'>@Deadspin</a> - Blog Feed - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 19:55:05 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Deadspin: NBC bans Rangers and Devils viewing parties, because TV money rules all: http://t.co/QpJOVKJk</title>
<link>http://twittorati.com/deadspin/statuses/205441011458120000</link>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Deadspin</a>: NBC bans Rangers and Devils viewing parties, because TV money rules all: <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/QpJOVKJk' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/QpJOVKJk</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/deadspin'>@deadspin</a> - Blog Feed - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 19:32:08 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Deadspin: Five and a half minutes of pro wrestlers beating up inanimate objects: http://t.co/m4MT2Ym5</title>
<link>http://twittorati.com/deadspin/statuses/205430687921210000</link>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Deadspin</a>: Five and a half minutes of pro wrestlers beating up inanimate objects: <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/m4MT2Ym5' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/m4MT2Ym5</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/deadspin'>@deadspin</a> - Blog Feed - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 18:51:07 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Will Leitch: My review of "Moonrise Kingdom" for @griersonleitch. Your Twee tolerance may vary, but I sorta loved it. http://t.co/DZxb4ui4</title>
<link>http://twittorati.com/williamfleitch/statuses/205427727086530000</link>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Will Leitch</a>: My review of "Moonrise Kingdom" for @<a target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/griersonleitch">griersonleitch</a> . Your Twee tolerance may vary, but I sorta loved it. <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/DZxb4ui4' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/DZxb4ui4</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/williamfleitch'>@williamfleitch</a> - Founder and Contributing Editor - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 18:39:21 GMT</pubDate>
<guid>http://twittorati.com/williamfleitch/statuses/205427727086530000</guid>
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<title>Deadspin: CBC announces women-only Stanley Cup Finals audio feed for mythical audience that hates hockey, women, or both http://t.co/P1DiNIEV</title>
<link>http://twittorati.com/deadspin/statuses/205426451011480000</link>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Deadspin</a>: CBC announces women-only Stanley Cup Finals audio feed for mythical audience that hates hockey, women, or both <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/P1DiNIEV' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/P1DiNIEV</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/deadspin'>@deadspin</a> - Blog Feed - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 18:34:17 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Deadspin: A thief broke into @ochocinco's SUV, so he spent the day live-tweeting the aftermath: http://t.co/d9qAuW6V</title>
<link>http://twittorati.com/deadspin/statuses/205423310098540000</link>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Deadspin</a>: A thief broke into @<a target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/ochocinco">ochocinco</a> 's SUV, so he spent the day live-tweeting the aftermath: <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/d9qAuW6V' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/d9qAuW6V</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/deadspin'>@deadspin</a> - Blog Feed - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 18:21:48 GMT</pubDate>
<guid>http://twittorati.com/deadspin/statuses/205423310098540000</guid>
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<title>Deadspin: Twee's company! @griersonleitch falls in love with Wes Anderson's love story, "Moonrise Kingdom." http://t.co/WP1aeIwL</title>
<link>http://twittorati.com/deadspin/statuses/205422178383040000</link>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Deadspin</a>: Twee's company! @<a target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/griersonleitch">griersonleitch</a>  falls in love with Wes Anderson's love story, "Moonrise Kingdom." <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/WP1aeIwL' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/WP1aeIwL</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/deadspin'>@deadspin</a> - Blog Feed - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 18:17:18 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Drew Magary: Phony hipster Brooklyn tasting menu.  I'll have the Grale.  http://t.co/hVrX2mEI @lisadraws</title>
<link>http://twittorati.com/drewmagary/statuses/205420797244870000</link>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Drew Magary</a>: Phony hipster Brooklyn tasting menu.  I'll have the Grale.  <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/hVrX2mEI' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/hVrX2mEI</a> @<a target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/lisadraws">lisadraws</a> <p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/drewmagary'>@drewmagary</a> - Columnist - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 18:11:49 GMT</pubDate>
<guid>http://twittorati.com/drewmagary/statuses/205420797244870000</guid>
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<title>Deadspin: Tiger Woods says he can win tournaments into his 50s. http://t.co/zMLF87CM</title>
<link>http://twittorati.com/deadspin/statuses/205413522891490000</link>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Deadspin</a>: Tiger Woods says he can win tournaments into his 50s. <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/zMLF87CM' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/zMLF87CM</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/deadspin'>@deadspin</a> - Blog Feed - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 17:42:54 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Deadspin: AUDIO: Mike Francesa says Ike Davis is struggling because of "jungle fever." http://t.co/ZdmtC6IY</title>
<link>http://twittorati.com/deadspin/statuses/205409029357440000</link>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Deadspin</a>: AUDIO: Mike Francesa says Ike Davis is struggling because of "jungle fever." <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/ZdmtC6IY' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/ZdmtC6IY</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/deadspin'>@deadspin</a> - Blog Feed - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 17:25:03 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Deadspin: KG: "Philly fans are fair-weather." Philly writer: "Oh yeah? Boston's racist!" http://t.co/0OVcC3Wt</title>
<link>http://twittorati.com/deadspin/statuses/205404197561180000</link>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Deadspin</a>: KG: "Philly fans are fair-weather." Philly writer: "Oh yeah? Boston's racist!" <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/0OVcC3Wt' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/0OVcC3Wt</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/deadspin'>@deadspin</a> - Blog Feed - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 17:05:51 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Deadspin: Here is a photo of Alex Rodriguez and Cindy Crawford looking weird together. http://t.co/F49UDp8r</title>
<link>http://twittorati.com/deadspin/statuses/205396200768270000</link>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Deadspin</a>: Here is a photo of Alex Rodriguez and Cindy Crawford looking weird together. <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/F49UDp8r' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/F49UDp8r</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/deadspin'>@deadspin</a> - Blog Feed - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 16:34:04 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Deadspin: Bills receiver @DavidClowney does not have HIV. He tweeted the proof: http://t.co/GgjaljND</title>
<link>http://twittorati.com/deadspin/statuses/205391451717260000</link>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Deadspin</a>: Bills receiver @<a target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/DavidClowney">DavidClowney</a>  does not have HIV. He tweeted the proof: <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/GgjaljND' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/GgjaljND</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/deadspin'>@deadspin</a> - Blog Feed - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 16:15:12 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Drew Magary: Am I wrong to say that it's WAY too easy to find Jesus on the cover of "Can You Find Jesus?" http://t.co/VHmLVR5R</title>
<link>http://twittorati.com/drewmagary/statuses/205390927798340000</link>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Drew Magary</a>: Am I wrong to say that it's WAY too easy to find Jesus on the cover of "Can You Find Jesus?" <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/VHmLVR5R' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/VHmLVR5R</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/drewmagary'>@drewmagary</a> - Columnist - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 16:13:07 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Will Leitch: Seriously, people: Do NOT drive your car to Brooklyn Nets games. They are begging you not to. http://t.co/1JxrcIWu</title>
<link>http://twittorati.com/williamfleitch/statuses/205388090116810000</link>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Will Leitch</a>: Seriously, people: Do NOT drive your car to Brooklyn Nets games. They are begging you not to. <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/1JxrcIWu' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/1JxrcIWu</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/williamfleitch'>@williamfleitch</a> - Founder and Contributing Editor - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 16:01:51 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Deadspin: Reeves Nelson sues Sports Illustrated over "defamatory" UCLA exposé: http://t.co/GsWJbhNP</title>
<link>http://twittorati.com/deadspin/statuses/205387885279590000</link>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Deadspin</a>: Reeves Nelson sues Sports Illustrated over "defamatory" UCLA exposé: <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/GsWJbhNP' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/GsWJbhNP</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/deadspin'>@deadspin</a> - Blog Feed - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 16:01:02 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Deadspin: The birth of the magical 1971 Macon High Ironmen, baseball's version of "Hoosiers": http://t.co/uPl630vO</title>
<link>http://twittorati.com/deadspin/statuses/205387346068250000</link>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Deadspin</a>: The birth of the magical 1971 Macon High Ironmen, baseball's version of "Hoosiers": <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/uPl630vO' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/uPl630vO</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/deadspin'>@deadspin</a> - Blog Feed - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 15:58:53 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Deadspin: Novak Djokovic inks deal with...Uniqlo http://t.co/5HdoSA16</title>
<link>http://twittorati.com/deadspin/statuses/205378617826480000</link>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Deadspin</a>: Novak Djokovic inks deal with...Uniqlo <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/5HdoSA16' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/5HdoSA16</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/deadspin'>@deadspin</a> - Blog Feed - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 15:24:12 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Drew Magary: The Bikini Fitness Open is very crucial.  2:1 odds half these women end up in a Baltimore shipping container. http://t.co/msiEnzkK</title>
<link>http://twittorati.com/drewmagary/statuses/205375537391220000</link>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Drew Magary</a>: The Bikini Fitness Open is very crucial.  2:1 odds half these women end up in a Baltimore shipping container. <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/msiEnzkK' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/msiEnzkK</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/drewmagary'>@drewmagary</a> - Columnist - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 15:11:58 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Deadspin: BETTER KNOW AN UMPIRE: Mike Winters, who once caused Milton Bradley to tear his ACL. http://t.co/ayqCHciy</title>
<link>http://twittorati.com/deadspin/statuses/205374176553480000</link>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Deadspin</a>: BETTER KNOW AN UMPIRE: Mike Winters, who once caused Milton Bradley to tear his ACL. <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/ayqCHciy' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/ayqCHciy</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/deadspin'>@deadspin</a> - Blog Feed - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 15:06:34 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Drew Magary: From @gfish405 comes this DAMNING indictment of #BIGMAYO's stranglehold on America.  http://t.co/emOHrdTc</title>
<link>http://twittorati.com/drewmagary/statuses/205367032772960000</link>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Drew Magary</a>: From @<a target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/gfish405">gfish405</a>  comes this DAMNING indictment of #BIGMAYO's stranglehold on America.  <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/emOHrdTc' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/emOHrdTc</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/drewmagary'>@drewmagary</a> - Columnist - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 14:38:10 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Drew Magary: $72 trillion in damages against Limewire?  That's a whole lot of downloads of "Porcelain".  http://t.co/ikt0i0M9 @TheAVClub</title>
<link>http://twittorati.com/drewmagary/statuses/205365001853210000</link>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Drew Magary</a>: $72 trillion in damages against Limewire?  That's a whole lot of downloads of "Porcelain".  <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/ikt0i0M9' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/ikt0i0M9</a> @<a target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/TheAVClub">TheAVClub</a> <p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/drewmagary'>@drewmagary</a> - Columnist - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 14:30:06 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Deadspin: You're not imagining things: You have been seeing a lot more of Stephen A. Smith in primetime. http://t.co/VvTfRwGS</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Deadspin</a>: You're not imagining things: You have been seeing a lot more of Stephen A. Smith in primetime. <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/VvTfRwGS' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/VvTfRwGS</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/deadspin'>@deadspin</a> - Blog Feed - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 14:22:24 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Deadspin: Seriously, nobody wants to be on "Hard Knocks." http://t.co/bDKh1Avq</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Deadspin</a>: Seriously, nobody wants to be on "Hard Knocks." <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/bDKh1Avq' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/bDKh1Avq</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/deadspin'>@deadspin</a> - Blog Feed - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 14:09:11 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Drew Magary: And don't even get me started on the OLIVEGARCHY, polluting our salads and pizzas one black ring at a time.</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Drew Magary</a>: And don't even get me started on the OLIVEGARCHY, polluting our salads and pizzas one black ring at a time.<p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/drewmagary'>@drewmagary</a> - Columnist - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 13:51:16 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Drew Magary: And now #BIGMAYO has the support of the BLT Party!  THIS IS NOT AMERICA.</title>
<link>http://twittorati.com/drewmagary/statuses/205354981585470000</link>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Drew Magary</a>: And now #BIGMAYO has the support of the BLT Party!  THIS IS NOT AMERICA.<p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/drewmagary'>@drewmagary</a> - Columnist - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 13:50:17 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Drew Magary: Maybe even mayo marriage.  Fucking disgusting.  Don't smear your gross oily whiteness all over my marriage, #BIGMAYO</title>
<link>http://twittorati.com/drewmagary/statuses/205354139373420000</link>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Drew Magary</a>: Maybe even mayo marriage.  Fucking disgusting.  Don't smear your gross oily whiteness all over my marriage, #BIGMAYO<p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/drewmagary'>@drewmagary</a> - Columnist - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 13:46:56 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Drew Magary: You know what #BIGMAYO is planning next, don't you?  MAYO PRIDE PARADES.</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Drew Magary</a>: You know what #BIGMAYO is planning next, don't you?  MAYO PRIDE PARADES.<p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/drewmagary'>@drewmagary</a> - Columnist - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 13:46:06 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Drew Magary: This woman is taking a bong hit while doing yoga.  http://t.co/KxnFduhT</title>
<link>http://twittorati.com/drewmagary/statuses/205353564103650000</link>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Drew Magary</a>: This woman is taking a bong hit while doing yoga.  <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/KxnFduhT' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/KxnFduhT</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/drewmagary'>@drewmagary</a> - Columnist - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 13:44:39 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Drew Magary: Want to know why every deli has tuna salad?  #BIGMAYO</title>
<link>http://twittorati.com/drewmagary/statuses/205350650639420000</link>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Drew Magary</a>: Want to know why every deli has tuna salad?  #BIGMAYO<p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/drewmagary'>@drewmagary</a> - Columnist - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 13:33:05 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Drew Magary: Ever wonder why the White House is white?  #BIGMAYO</title>
<link>http://twittorati.com/drewmagary/statuses/205350504023330000</link>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Drew Magary</a>: Ever wonder why the White House is white?  #BIGMAYO<p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/drewmagary'>@drewmagary</a> - Columnist - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 13:32:30 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Drew Magary: People, @bonappetit retweeted my hatred of mayonnaise and then unretweeted it.  BIG MAYONNAISE IS CLEARLY BEHIND THIS.</title>
<link>http://twittorati.com/drewmagary/statuses/205348648303850000</link>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Drew Magary</a>: People, @<a target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/bonappetit">bonappetit</a>  retweeted my hatred of mayonnaise and then unretweeted it.  BIG MAYONNAISE IS CLEARLY BEHIND THIS.<p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/drewmagary'>@drewmagary</a> - Columnist - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 13:25:07 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Deadspin: Here's the NFLPA's collusion lawsuit against the NFL, alleging a secret salary cap in an uncapped season. http://t.co/jEGCbPn7</title>
<link>http://twittorati.com/deadspin/statuses/205343287714920000</link>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Deadspin</a>: Here's the NFLPA's collusion lawsuit against the NFL, alleging a secret salary cap in an uncapped season. <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/jEGCbPn7' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/jEGCbPn7</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/deadspin'>@deadspin</a> - Blog Feed - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 13:03:49 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Drew Magary: Who are the suckers who bought Facebook stock?  I wouldn't buy Facebook stock with Lenny Dykstra's Discover card.</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Drew Magary</a>: Who are the suckers who bought Facebook stock?  I wouldn't buy Facebook stock with Lenny Dykstra's Discover card.<p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/drewmagary'>@drewmagary</a> - Columnist - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 13:02:24 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Drew Magary: Why is the New York Times teaching people to make mayonnaise?  IS THE WORLD NOT ALREADY HORRIBLY SATURATED WITH THIS HORSE CUM?!</title>
<link>http://twittorati.com/drewmagary/statuses/205342627040740000</link>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Drew Magary</a>: Why is the New York Times teaching people to make mayonnaise?  IS THE WORLD NOT ALREADY HORRIBLY SATURATED WITH THIS HORSE CUM?!<p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/drewmagary'>@drewmagary</a> - Columnist - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 13:01:12 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Drew Magary: "What if we took the past and just, like, Autotuned the shit out of it?" -Great Gatsby trailer</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Drew Magary</a>: "What if we took the past and just, like, Autotuned the shit out of it?" -Great Gatsby trailer<p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/drewmagary'>@drewmagary</a> - Columnist - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 12:26:47 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Deadspin: Roger Goodell (and Nike) will not tolerate the NFL's epidemic of bruised thighs anymore: http://t.co/foaD6DL9</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Deadspin</a>: Roger Goodell (and Nike) will not tolerate the NFL's epidemic of bruised thighs anymore: <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/foaD6DL9' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/foaD6DL9</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/deadspin'>@deadspin</a> - Blog Feed - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 11:41:29 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Drew Magary: Here's me going poopy on Roger Goodell. http://t.co/BPiffl0Z</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Drew Magary</a>: Here's me going poopy on Roger Goodell. <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/BPiffl0Z' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/BPiffl0Z</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/drewmagary'>@drewmagary</a> - Columnist - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 11:36:05 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Deadspin: What did Joe Paterno know about Jerry Sandusky in 1998? @esquiremag unearths curious new details from Paterno's papers: http://t.co/6zGcAXxd</title>
<link>http://twittorati.com/deadspin/statuses/205311919979120000</link>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Deadspin</a>: What did Joe Paterno know about Jerry Sandusky in 1998? @<a target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/esquiremag">esquiremag</a>  unearths curious new details from Paterno's papers: <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/6zGcAXxd' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/6zGcAXxd</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/deadspin'>@deadspin</a> - Blog Feed - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 10:59:10 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Drew Magary: Colin Cowherd is wearing molester Transition lenses right now because of course he is.</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Drew Magary</a>: Colin Cowherd is wearing molester Transition lenses right now because of course he is.<p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/drewmagary'>@drewmagary</a> - Columnist - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 10:57:54 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Drew Magary: TV spoiler rules.  http://t.co/gw2cNU1i</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Drew Magary</a>: TV spoiler rules.  <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/gw2cNU1i' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/gw2cNU1i</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/drewmagary'>@drewmagary</a> - Columnist - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 10:32:08 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Deadspin: Dustin Brown should either be suspended for zero games or for all the games. http://t.co/bd8JY0Pc</title>
<link>http://twittorati.com/deadspin/statuses/205304618417260000</link>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Deadspin</a>: Dustin Brown should either be suspended for zero games or for all the games. <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/bd8JY0Pc' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/bd8JY0Pc</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/deadspin'>@deadspin</a> - Blog Feed - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 10:30:10 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Drew Magary: Oh hi, can I stab your comment in the face? http://t.co/bJDFUKRF</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Drew Magary</a>: Oh hi, can I stab your comment in the face? <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/bJDFUKRF' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/bJDFUKRF</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/drewmagary'>@drewmagary</a> - Columnist - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 10:14:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Drew Magary: These days, all album covers should be in animated gif form.  http://t.co/kqPWsdP1</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Drew Magary</a>: These days, all album covers should be in animated gif form.  <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/kqPWsdP1' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/kqPWsdP1</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/drewmagary'>@drewmagary</a> - Columnist - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 10:03:49 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Drew Magary: Slinky on a treadmill!  THAT'S GREAT SLINKIN'!  http://t.co/AZNiyxFl @kottke</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Drew Magary</a>: Slinky on a treadmill!  THAT'S GREAT SLINKIN'!  <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/AZNiyxFl' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/AZNiyxFl</a> @<a target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/kottke">kottke</a> <p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/drewmagary'>@drewmagary</a> - Columnist - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 09:55:41 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Drew Magary: "You know, once upon a time the three most popular sports were baseball, boxing, and horse rac..." SHUT UP OLD NEWSPAPER GUY WE KNOW THAT.</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Drew Magary</a>: "You know, once upon a time the three most popular sports were baseball, boxing, and horse rac..." SHUT UP OLD NEWSPAPER GUY WE KNOW THAT.<p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/drewmagary'>@drewmagary</a> - Columnist - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 09:42:55 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Deadspin: An illustrated look at the NBA's best shooters, including...Rajon Rondo?! http://t.co/RycRM6H9</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Deadspin</a>: An illustrated look at the NBA's best shooters, including...Rajon Rondo?! <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/RycRM6H9' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/RycRM6H9</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/deadspin'>@deadspin</a> - Blog Feed - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 09:37:48 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Deadspin: The Rays' gladiator helmets are funny, but we have to draw the line at Luke Scott carrying a battle axe to the plate http://t.co/v3EOqXJG</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Deadspin</a>: The Rays' gladiator helmets are funny, but we have to draw the line at Luke Scott carrying a battle axe to the plate <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/v3EOqXJG' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/v3EOqXJG</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/deadspin'>@deadspin</a> - Blog Feed - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 09:03:12 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Drew Magary: Liz Smith reads GQ for you! http://t.co/xLDWTEan</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Drew Magary</a>: Liz Smith reads GQ for you! <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/xLDWTEan' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/xLDWTEan</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/drewmagary'>@drewmagary</a> - Columnist - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 06:05:24 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Deadspin: VIDEO: Donald Driver wins Dancing With The Stars, celebrates ridiculously http://t.co/t1TbDVhH</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Deadspin</a>: VIDEO: Donald Driver wins Dancing With The Stars, celebrates ridiculously <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/t1TbDVhH' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/t1TbDVhH</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/deadspin'>@deadspin</a> - Blog Feed - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 23 May 2012 00:15:29 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Deadspin: A Philly cop reviews a Mother's Day street brawl for us: "This can turn into a murder in like 2.2 seconds." http://t.co/3cycAzu3</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Deadspin</a>: A Philly cop reviews a Mother's Day street brawl for us: "This can turn into a murder in like 2.2 seconds." <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/3cycAzu3' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/3cycAzu3</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/deadspin'>@deadspin</a> - Blog Feed - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 22:01:57 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Deadspin: VIDEO: These high school baseball teams clear the benches to beat each other up, just like the pros do: http://t.co/eJZz9r5h</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Deadspin</a>: VIDEO: These high school baseball teams clear the benches to beat each other up, just like the pros do: <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/eJZz9r5h' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/eJZz9r5h</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/deadspin'>@deadspin</a> - Blog Feed - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 19:20:08 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Deadspin: Doug O'Neill talks strategy with I'll Have Another, but quietly, so other horses don't overhear. http://t.co/XavuOQgU</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Deadspin</a>: Doug O'Neill talks strategy with I'll Have Another, but quietly, so other horses don't overhear. <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/XavuOQgU' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/XavuOQgU</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/deadspin'>@deadspin</a> - Blog Feed - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 18:51:08 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Deadspin: Kim Clijsters is retiring http://t.co/fiQ4LeuS</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Deadspin</a>: Kim Clijsters is retiring <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/fiQ4LeuS' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/fiQ4LeuS</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/deadspin'>@deadspin</a> - Blog Feed - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 18:34:03 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Deadspin: Will Smith, we've missed you. @griersonleitch reviews "Men in Black 3." http://t.co/0Hojo499</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Deadspin</a>: Will Smith, we've missed you. @<a target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/griersonleitch">griersonleitch</a>  reviews "Men in Black 3." <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/0Hojo499' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/0Hojo499</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/deadspin'>@deadspin</a> - Blog Feed - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 18:17:16 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Deadspin: VIDEO: Poor ump gets hit in the nuts, and all the men at Chase Field cross their legs: http://t.co/ehRTX6Ws</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Deadspin</a>: VIDEO: Poor ump gets hit in the nuts, and all the men at Chase Field cross their legs: <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/ehRTX6Ws' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/ehRTX6Ws</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/deadspin'>@deadspin</a> - Blog Feed - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 18:00:13 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Deadspin: The NFL puts the finishing touches on screwing Washington and Dallas: http://t.co/r7gvWkqp</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Deadspin</a>: The NFL puts the finishing touches on screwing Washington and Dallas: <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/r7gvWkqp' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/r7gvWkqp</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/deadspin'>@deadspin</a> - Blog Feed - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 17:35:04 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Deadspin: Tracy McGrady does a Chinese beer commercial: http://t.co/mI2kYOQG</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Deadspin</a>: Tracy McGrady does a Chinese beer commercial: <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/mI2kYOQG' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/mI2kYOQG</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/deadspin'>@deadspin</a> - Blog Feed - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 16:43:57 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Deadspin: Where was Chuck Knoblauch this weekend? A very special Deadspin investigation: http://t.co/5lyn3Dpf</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Deadspin</a>: Where was Chuck Knoblauch this weekend? A very special Deadspin investigation: <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/5lyn3Dpf' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/5lyn3Dpf</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/deadspin'>@deadspin</a> - Blog Feed - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 16:09:43 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Deadspin: The Pro Bowl may survive for another year of uselessness by moving to New Orleans: http://t.co/4NIhlFAN</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Deadspin</a>: The Pro Bowl may survive for another year of uselessness by moving to New Orleans: <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/4NIhlFAN' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/4NIhlFAN</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/deadspin'>@deadspin</a> - Blog Feed - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 15:26:49 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Deadspin: BETTER KNOW AN UMPIRE: Brian Runge, who called Philip Humber's perfect game last month: http://t.co/ANDpwvDa</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Deadspin</a>: BETTER KNOW AN UMPIRE: Brian Runge, who called Philip Humber's perfect game last month: <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/ANDpwvDa' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/ANDpwvDa</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/deadspin'>@deadspin</a> - Blog Feed - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 15:16:49 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Deadspin: What's Duke "Fuck List" author Karen Owen up to these days? Let's find out! @drewmagary Funbag time! http://t.co/JUhgyE4G</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Deadspin</a>: What's Duke "Fuck List" author Karen Owen up to these days? Let's find out! @<a target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/drewmagary">drewmagary</a>  Funbag time! <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/JUhgyE4G' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/JUhgyE4G</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/deadspin'>@deadspin</a> - Blog Feed - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 14:52:14 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Deadspin: The Phillies had extra security for Bryce Harper last night: http://t.co/vD1GH1Oj</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Deadspin</a>: The Phillies had extra security for Bryce Harper last night: <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/vD1GH1Oj' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/vD1GH1Oj</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/deadspin'>@deadspin</a> - Blog Feed - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 14:34:46 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Drew Magary: FUNBAG! http://t.co/Qmq6YnaB</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Drew Magary</a>: FUNBAG! <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/Qmq6YnaB' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/Qmq6YnaB</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/drewmagary'>@drewmagary</a> - Columnist - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 14:32:21 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Deadspin: Jimmy Rollins goes on paternity leave exactly 9 months after straining his groin. Hmmm... http://t.co/FEDKa64x</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Deadspin</a>: Jimmy Rollins goes on paternity leave exactly 9 months after straining his groin. Hmmm... <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/FEDKa64x' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/FEDKa64x</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/deadspin'>@deadspin</a> - Blog Feed - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 14:17:35 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Deadspin: Felix Hernandez and Adrian Beltre couldn't stop talking fake trash last night: http://t.co/FVhbpTkz</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Deadspin</a>: Felix Hernandez and Adrian Beltre couldn't stop talking fake trash last night: <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/FVhbpTkz' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/FVhbpTkz</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/deadspin'>@deadspin</a> - Blog Feed - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 13:51:35 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Drew Magary: Well honestly, who HASN'T thought of running around Brooklyn blowgunning everyone?</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Drew Magary</a>: Well honestly, who HASN'T thought of running around Brooklyn blowgunning everyone?<p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/drewmagary'>@drewmagary</a> - Columnist - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 13:41:33 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Drew Magary: "I blinked my eyes at the $$125 set price for four courses at dinner. Then I decided not to worry." GOOD FOR YOU, DICK. http://t.co/4WsuxMYH</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Drew Magary</a>: "I blinked my eyes at the $$125 set price for four courses at dinner. Then I decided not to worry." GOOD FOR YOU, DICK. <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/4WsuxMYH' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/4WsuxMYH</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/drewmagary'>@drewmagary</a> - Columnist - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 13:39:10 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Deadspin: The Oregon prom scandal that has Nike's footprints all over it: http://t.co/mMg7G1bc</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Deadspin</a>: The Oregon prom scandal that has Nike's footprints all over it: <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/mMg7G1bc' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/mMg7G1bc</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/deadspin'>@deadspin</a> - Blog Feed - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 13:24:49 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Deadspin: Alleged Alabama Teabagger pleads not guilty to sexual battery &amp; obscenity, judge holds firm on $50,000 bond http://t.co/YljaVG9C</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Deadspin</a>: Alleged Alabama Teabagger pleads not guilty to sexual battery &amp; obscenity, judge holds firm on $50,000 bond <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/YljaVG9C' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/YljaVG9C</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/deadspin'>@deadspin</a> - Blog Feed - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 13:11:36 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Deadspin: After surgery, Claude Giroux played beer pong with casts on both wrists: http://t.co/dMJQCNBd</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Deadspin</a>: After surgery, Claude Giroux played beer pong with casts on both wrists: <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/dMJQCNBd' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/dMJQCNBd</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/deadspin'>@deadspin</a> - Blog Feed - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 12:00:18 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Deadspin: Because the L.A. media can't seem to figure out what sport the Kings play, the team has created a guide: http://t.co/5un1gTlP</title>
<link>http://twittorati.com/deadspin/statuses/204960964628580000</link>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Deadspin</a>: Because the L.A. media can't seem to figure out what sport the Kings play, the team has created a guide: <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/5un1gTlP' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/5un1gTlP</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/deadspin'>@deadspin</a> - Blog Feed - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 11:44:36 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Deadspin: Why was Aroldis Chapman, before he was arrested, driving away from Cincinnati at 93 mph after midnight? http://t.co/l2iVwFKH</title>
<link>http://twittorati.com/deadspin/statuses/204956498437220000</link>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Deadspin</a>: Why was Aroldis Chapman, before he was arrested, driving away from Cincinnati at 93 mph after midnight? <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/l2iVwFKH' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/l2iVwFKH</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/deadspin'>@deadspin</a> - Blog Feed - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 11:26:51 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Deadspin: VIDEO: Doc Emrick reads promo for MLS Soccer on NBC Sports, spends the whole time talking about diving http://t.co/O3WVjVck</title>
<link>http://twittorati.com/deadspin/statuses/204949758769500000</link>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Deadspin</a>: VIDEO: Doc Emrick reads promo for MLS Soccer on NBC Sports, spends the whole time talking about diving <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/O3WVjVck' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/O3WVjVck</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/deadspin'>@deadspin</a> - Blog Feed - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 11:00:04 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Drew Magary: See now, this is EXACTLY why I'm abstinent.  http://t.co/0jqkivSV</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Drew Magary</a>: See now, this is EXACTLY why I'm abstinent.  <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/0jqkivSV' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/0jqkivSV</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/drewmagary'>@drewmagary</a> - Columnist - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 10:53:42 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Deadspin: VIDEO: Rickie Weeks forgets he has to turn a double play: http://t.co/RcTPEyLe</title>
<link>http://twittorati.com/deadspin/statuses/204943127897840000</link>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Deadspin</a>: VIDEO: Rickie Weeks forgets he has to turn a double play: <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/RcTPEyLe' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/RcTPEyLe</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/deadspin'>@deadspin</a> - Blog Feed - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 10:33:44 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Deadspin: Another fun fact from our sportswriter readability experiment: Yahoo! Sports commenters write at a third-grade level. http://t.co/QQ7DuW9z</title>
<link>http://twittorati.com/deadspin/statuses/204938764156550000</link>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Deadspin</a>: Another fun fact from our sportswriter readability experiment: Yahoo! Sports commenters write at a third-grade level. <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/QQ7DuW9z' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/QQ7DuW9z</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/deadspin'>@deadspin</a> - Blog Feed - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 10:16:23 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Deadspin: DEADSPIN VIDEO: TNT's zoom in onto Mitch Kupchak's face as the Lakers' season wasted away was twisted http://t.co/EQ0c6fxx</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Deadspin</a>: DEADSPIN VIDEO: TNT's zoom in onto Mitch Kupchak's face as the Lakers' season wasted away was twisted <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/EQ0c6fxx' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/EQ0c6fxx</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/deadspin'>@deadspin</a> - Blog Feed - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 10:05:56 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Will Leitch: "Rick Reilly put up a 5.2." Sports columnists get Flesch-Kincaid analysis. (Cannot believe I finished behind Whitlock.) http://t.co/yBfzItok</title>
<link>http://twittorati.com/williamfleitch/statuses/204931476943410000</link>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Will Leitch</a>: "Rick Reilly put up a 5.2." Sports columnists get Flesch-Kincaid analysis. (Cannot believe I finished behind Whitlock.) <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/yBfzItok' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/yBfzItok</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/williamfleitch'>@williamfleitch</a> - Founder and Contributing Editor - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 09:47:26 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Deadspin: How readable are @sportsguy33, @WhitlockJason, @ReillyRick, and other sportswriters? Science investigates: http://t.co/pHp2JNBi</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Deadspin</a>: How readable are @<a target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/sportsguy33">sportsguy33</a> , @<a target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/WhitlockJason">WhitlockJason</a> , @<a target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/ReillyRick">ReillyRick</a> , and other sportswriters? Science investigates: <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/pHp2JNBi' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/pHp2JNBi</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/deadspin'>@deadspin</a> - Blog Feed - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 09:33:30 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Deadspin: Hug? RT @JoseCanseco: The media should contact this server chelsea to find out if the ignorant liars from deadspin are right</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Deadspin</a>: Hug? RT @<a target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/JoseCanseco">JoseCanseco</a> : The media should contact this server chelsea to find out if the ignorant liars from deadspin are right<p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/deadspin'>@deadspin</a> - Blog Feed - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 09:31:38 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Deadspin: At least one fan still thinks the .500 Yankees are #1 http://t.co/XP96Ncxv</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Deadspin</a>: At least one fan still thinks the .500 Yankees are #1 <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/XP96Ncxv' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/XP96Ncxv</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/deadspin'>@deadspin</a> - Blog Feed - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 09:07:54 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Drew Magary: Wife to me: "Can you not open every door like you're walking into a goddamn saloon?"  Me: "NO."</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Drew Magary</a>: Wife to me: "Can you not open every door like you're walking into a goddamn saloon?"  Me: "NO."<p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/drewmagary'>@drewmagary</a> - Columnist - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 08:16:11 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Will Leitch: Happy birthday to @lexalu, who is celebrating her special day by having a tiny person in pajamas spit up all over her. (Just like her 21st.)</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Will Leitch</a>: Happy birthday to @<a target="_blank" href="http://twitter.com/lexalu">lexalu</a> , who is celebrating her special day by having a tiny person in pajamas spit up all over her. (Just like her 21st.)<p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/williamfleitch'>@williamfleitch</a> - Founder and Contributing Editor - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 22 May 2012 06:48:09 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Deadspin: VIDEO: Beast Mode? Russell Westbrook is in you http://t.co/3pRr9QvR</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Deadspin</a>: VIDEO: Beast Mode? Russell Westbrook is in you <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/3pRr9QvR' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/3pRr9QvR</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/deadspin'>@deadspin</a> - Blog Feed - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 23:41:14 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Deadspin: The Gibb brother who wasn't in the Bee Gees died years ago of "fart failure," reporter says: http://t.co/hFpRpB9r</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Deadspin</a>: The Gibb brother who wasn't in the Bee Gees died years ago of "fart failure," reporter says: <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/hFpRpB9r' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/hFpRpB9r</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/deadspin'>@deadspin</a> - Blog Feed - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 19:10:09 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Deadspin: Sean Avery takes off his clothes for a Terry Richardson photo shoot. Asscrack ahoy. http://t.co/Kp3kk6m0</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Deadspin</a>: Sean Avery takes off his clothes for a Terry Richardson photo shoot. Asscrack ahoy. <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/Kp3kk6m0' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/Kp3kk6m0</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/deadspin'>@deadspin</a> - Blog Feed - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 18:49:20 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Deadspin: Guy in underwear gets head-stomped by three men, apparently near Petco Park: http://t.co/ILwTKdZn</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Deadspin</a>: Guy in underwear gets head-stomped by three men, apparently near Petco Park: <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/ILwTKdZn' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/ILwTKdZn</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/deadspin'>@deadspin</a> - Blog Feed - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 18:07:47 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Deadspin: Tea Party guy endorses Craig James, according to Craig James, who was not endorsed by Tea Party guy: http://t.co/PCPvgcZk</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Deadspin</a>: Tea Party guy endorses Craig James, according to Craig James, who was not endorsed by Tea Party guy: <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/PCPvgcZk' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/PCPvgcZk</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/deadspin'>@deadspin</a> - Blog Feed - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 17:51:02 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Deadspin: Eddie Vedder, Chris Chelios, &amp; Kerry Wood singing karaoke, now with working video! http://t.co/74fTQ8y2</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Deadspin</a>: Eddie Vedder, Chris Chelios, &amp; Kerry Wood singing karaoke, now with working video! <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/74fTQ8y2' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/74fTQ8y2</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/deadspin'>@deadspin</a> - Blog Feed - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 17:40:45 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Deadspin: VIDEO: Eddie Vedder, Chris Chelios, &amp; Kerry Wood just hanging out &amp; singing some karaoke at a Chicago bar http://t.co/4KJ39l8K</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Deadspin</a>: VIDEO: Eddie Vedder, Chris Chelios, &amp; Kerry Wood just hanging out &amp; singing some karaoke at a Chicago bar <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/4KJ39l8K' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/4KJ39l8K</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/deadspin'>@deadspin</a> - Blog Feed - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 17:34:13 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Deadspin: LaDainian Tomlinson is no longer 95 percent retired. He is now 96 percent retired. Adjust your plans accordingly. http://t.co/pehVeSpI</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Deadspin</a>: LaDainian Tomlinson is no longer 95 percent retired. He is now 96 percent retired. Adjust your plans accordingly. <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/pehVeSpI' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/pehVeSpI</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/deadspin'>@deadspin</a> - Blog Feed - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 17:17:52 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Deadspin: Peyton Manning threw footballs, and his arm did not fall off. http://t.co/yYp16CLn</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Deadspin</a>: Peyton Manning threw footballs, and his arm did not fall off. <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/yYp16CLn' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/yYp16CLn</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/deadspin'>@deadspin</a> - Blog Feed - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 16:43:06 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Drew Magary: "My dick will go in your mouth and come out your ear."  Well now, that seems unpleasant, Mr. Officer. http://t.co/4yniItsf</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Drew Magary</a>: "My dick will go in your mouth and come out your ear."  Well now, that seems unpleasant, Mr. Officer. <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/4yniItsf' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/4yniItsf</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/drewmagary'>@drewmagary</a> - Columnist - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 16:15:39 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Deadspin: Stan Van Gundy's out in Orlando, and Dwight Howard's probably going to leave anyway. http://t.co/5hLUtBcM</title>
<link>http://twittorati.com/deadspin/statuses/204666446456950000</link>
<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Deadspin</a>: Stan Van Gundy's out in Orlando, and Dwight Howard's probably going to leave anyway. <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/5hLUtBcM' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/5hLUtBcM</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/deadspin'>@deadspin</a> - Blog Feed - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 16:14:18 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Deadspin: Ron Darling ended his career in the saddest way: by getting cut on his 35th birthday and being left alone at home. http://t.co/2mQakwl8</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Deadspin</a>: Ron Darling ended his career in the saddest way: by getting cut on his 35th birthday and being left alone at home. <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/2mQakwl8' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/2mQakwl8</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/deadspin'>@deadspin</a> - Blog Feed - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 16:09:12 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Drew Magary: Oh, Jenga the Movie.  Why couldn't you be real?  http://t.co/Sg31M9Ya</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Drew Magary</a>: Oh, Jenga the Movie.  Why couldn't you be real?  <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/Sg31M9Ya' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/Sg31M9Ya</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/drewmagary'>@drewmagary</a> - Columnist - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 16:08:59 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Deadspin: Former WVU head football coach Bill Stewart dead at 59 after an apparent heart attack: http://t.co/0IzD0B4F</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Deadspin</a>: Former WVU head football coach Bill Stewart dead at 59 after an apparent heart attack: <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/0IzD0B4F' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/0IzD0B4F</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/deadspin'>@deadspin</a> - Blog Feed - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 15:49:43 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Deadspin: In 2010-2011, Craig James made $700k for being shitty on ESPN. $700k buys you a lot of hookers and a lot of bleach: http://t.co/uPehIDbO</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Deadspin</a>: In 2010-2011, Craig James made $700k for being shitty on ESPN. $700k buys you a lot of hookers and a lot of bleach: <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/uPehIDbO' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/uPehIDbO</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/deadspin'>@deadspin</a> - Blog Feed - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 15:42:52 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Deadspin: BETTER KNOW AN UMPIRE: Gary Cederstrom, who once lost track of a count and had to phone a friend. http://t.co/UUlScSdp</title>
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<description><![CDATA[ <p><a href="http://twittorati.com/">Deadspin</a>: BETTER KNOW AN UMPIRE: Gary Cederstrom, who once lost track of a count and had to phone a friend. <a target="_blank" href='http://t.co/UUlScSdp' rel='nofollow'>http://t.co/UUlScSdp</a><p>(By <a href='http://twitter.com/deadspin'>@deadspin</a> - Blog Feed - <a href="http://twittorati.com/deadspin">Deadspin</a>, <a href="http://twittorati.com/sports">Sports</a>)</p> ]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 21 May 2012 15:25:31 GMT</pubDate>
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