Tracie Egan

jezebel_tracie Horrified to look over and see my daughter ripping off pieces of her diaper and eating it. A My Strange Addiction episode waiting to happen.

jezebel_tracie Happy birthday, @Jezebel ! Thanks for providing a platform for my family's anal history. http://t.co/PaPQTRld & http://t.co/k80fF0PE

jezebel_tracie Nails! http://t.co/3vUByRwr

jezebel_tracie Always get anxious over nail art ideas right before an appointment. Will probs just end up with barnacles on my fingers like always.

jezebel_tracie Seeking out the mean things people write about you on the Internet is the virtual form of cutting.

jezebel_tracie Donald Trump Hates Women as Much as He Loves Money http://t.co/WTq30tf6

jezebel_tracie I mean... http://t.co/2nwGPQWN

jezebel_tracie The only thing that having THC in your system proves is that you were recently giggling with your friends.

jezebel_tracie Joe Jonas has been loitering on Prince between Elizabeth and Mott for the past week. In case you're interested.

jezebel_tracie Jace's college fund has been liquidated to silicone. http://t.co/xMhiZMvw

jezebel_tracie TMZ Makes Fat Jokes About Bryce Dallas Howard's Post-Baby Body on Freaking Mother's Day http://t.co/UQAPw1zg

jezebel_tracie Bloggin' http://t.co/nSHSnt9w

jezebel_tracie Been awake in bed for 90 min waiting for this breakfast that was promised. Don't smell bacon. Don't know how I'll mask disappointment

jezebel_tracie I'm taking my behavioral cues today from Whitney Houston and the mother's day ep of Being Bobby Brown.

jezebel_tracie How Do You Protect Your Daughter from Your Mother's Bullshit? http://t.co/bybva90A

jezebel_tracie Attachment Parenting: Freakish or Feminist? http://t.co/QGMtvEnC

jezebel_tracie It never made sense to me that it's called "exotic dancing" and not "erotic dancing." Just seems like an egregious typo.

jezebel_tracie I hate that I'm only figuring things out about life now that Madonna's 1998 Vanity Fair interview already covered.

jezebel_tracie The Best, Worst, and God Awful Looks from the Met Ball http://t.co/5NCYG4UE

jezebel_tracie The way Sally Kellerman dances to Oingo Boingo in Back to School never stops being funny.

jezebel_tracie Proof that remote control hogging is a genetic trait. http://t.co/0xbU7z5T

jezebel_tracie My dad printed out something I wrote, underlined the parts he didn't like and put it in my birthday card. Worst internet commenter ever.

jezebel_tracie One of those vagina enlargements

jezebel_tracie Years later, and I'm STILL confused by the meaning of Ja Rule's "Always on Time." http://t.co/XwORGEw8

jezebel_tracie Tan Mom is my favorite thing this week, especially after she got drunk and went to the dollar store with a news crew. http://t.co/fIXUQMVV