Jesus Diaz

jesusdiaz Dorada. This is what I'm talking about. http://t.co/x0dFNrzr

jesusdiaz Best live version of Somebody to Love EVARS. Eight minutes of awesome Mercury & Co. http://t.co/h5uwG85v

jesusdiaz Well hello delicious Parma's meatball sandwich under a perfect NYC sun. http://t.co/Aw4w7xM7

jesusdiaz @blam @kathannaford "jesus picturing kat on a speaker" dancing on another speaker

jesusdiaz I'm listening to Club Tropicana and the only thing I can I think about is @KatHannaford dancing on top of a speaker.

jesusdiaz @blam @jonnypartys Next time you go to Spain, I'll go with you and take you to real football. Then you will see how Real Hombres™ scream.

jesusdiaz This is a great explanation that makes perfect sense. Thank you very much. “@blam : baboons”

jesusdiaz Where does the distinctively idiotic US-only high-pitch scream "whoooo" come from? I've never heard it anywhere else in the planet.

jesusdiaz I'm only happy about the Giants winning because I know that would make @jonnypartys happy.

jesusdiaz "I've been my own man. There's nothing richer than that." Sam Shepard, Butch Cassidy, "Blackthorn" http://t.co/e5alvBPE

jesusdiaz Yes, you made it, @maureenoco "In other news, here I am with @realronjeremy at the Wing Bowl. Nice man. Pretty eyes. http://t.co/sJxftfTA”

jesusdiaz Fuck it. I'm taking the Blue Pill. http://t.co/xgk7yw4V

jesusdiaz Classic Saturday @ The Bedford http://t.co/YeZ423ft

jesusdiaz And the perfect banana cream cake to successfully end the second session of the best dinning club EV @ The Dutch http://t.co/kZCbgmLr

jesusdiaz I can't remember the name of these short ribs but they should be called OMFGWTF ribs. @ The Dutch http://t.co/x78sQvMx

jesusdiaz Black sea bass with I don't know what the fucking amazing sauce and rice. @ The Dutch http://t.co/cGxetuLa

jesusdiaz Beef tartar with quail egg and boquerones. So good. @ The Dutch http://t.co/BxJdeiue

jesusdiaz Oh this Brie. @ The Dutch http://t.co/WhtK6IVi

jesusdiaz Switch me on, turn me up, don't want it Baudelaire, just glitter lust.

jesusdiaz Apple censors: Cosmo's kinky sex for 12-yo kids=GOOD, penis science for 12-yo kids=BAD http://t.co/PuHPBBwZ tip @techmeme

jesusdiaz Accused rapist trolls police on Facebook http://t.co/f3RtGIL7 I don't know who is more stupid, the guy or the sheriff.

jesusdiaz Dinner is the best part of being a responsible and sensible adult. http://t.co/6ICLfrgT

jesusdiaz Hypothetically speaking, what's the best dinner: Dark chocolate with almonds and salt or chocolate cookie with salt and dried cherries?

jesusdiaz "Somebody like you should not be allowed to start any fires."

jesusdiaz Hey @LEGO_Group Back to the Future Town Should Be Turned Into an Official Lego Line. MUST. http://t.co/wCmfLNv9