Jessica Coen

jessicacoen Today @Jezebel celebrates its 5th birthday! More about that on the site in coming weeks, but in the meantime: http://t.co/E9Y5pJx3

jessicacoen Vague/sweeping language guaranteed! MT @AntDeRosa : see me, @peretti @clayman @jessicacoen disc future of MEDIA 1pm ET http://t.co/fnoGqiGo

jessicacoen Rihanna does whatever she wants with her ladybits, and for some reason that's a problem? Psh. http://t.co/u74p7kKr

jessicacoen "Operation Cupcake" is a Hallmark movie starring Dean Cain. FYI. http://t.co/G0dfoPFZ

jessicacoen Subject lines from my inbox: "Shit Bhakti yogis say" "Hormone Web Development" "True events reflect Grey's Anatomy plot twists"

jessicacoen Congrats, new grads! Btw, you don't know anything. Sorry. http://t.co/6E0dtGnk

jessicacoen France's new first lady: "I haven't been raised to serve a husband. I built my life on the idea of independence." Love. http://t.co/70HHBt4X

jessicacoen Such language! RT @adampash : @jessicacoen Trebek is a shit! You bring shame upon the house of Coen.

jessicacoen Chris Matthews & Robert Gibbs are entirely too slow to be on Jeopardy. They bring shame upon the house of Trebek.

jessicacoen Thanks! Was fun. RT @moneyries : The panel w/ @irincarmon @jessicacoen @amyodell @sadydoyle & @jennydeluxe was fantastic. #iwny

jessicacoen Come say hi! RT@irincarmon : doing #iwny panel w the wonderful @jennydeluxe @jessicacoen @sadydoyle @amyodell http://t.co/osMBeDBy

jessicacoen Thank you! RT @AlexMLeo : ladies of the internet I'm in awe of @twitney @jessicacoen @AnnaHolmes @jezebeldodai @edithzimmerman @LaurenYoung

jessicacoen Skymall = Brookstone on crack.

jessicacoen I'm biased, but still a must read: What we're really talking about when we talk about Hillary without makeup. http://t.co/c1TjEtOW

jessicacoen What's going on at the New Museum tonight? No less than 12 tinted-window limos/town cars/escalades double-parked out front.

jessicacoen The 92 ‘Species’ of Women, According to One Incredibly Stupid Dude From a P90X Video http://t.co/Kmoms7lM

jessicacoen You know what's scary? Being able to ID Steve Guttenberg by voice alone.

jessicacoen RT @editorialiste : two words to get you through every conversation in NYC in the next six months: "lena dunham." (via @mikenizza )

jessicacoen Cinco de Mayo is just St. Patrick's Day on muscle relaxers.

jessicacoen The truth about women and Hollywood: "These actresses? They're fucked. Good luck to Kate and Reese." http://t.co/xNkMrzbF

jessicacoen Then they had intimacy problems before the cellulite. RT @jsepeta : @jessicacoen @alexia I've met guys w intimacy probs re women w cellulite

jessicacoen Trendy new cellulite 'cure' makes me feel so many things. http://t.co/j6KAImrh

jessicacoen Just now realizing that I have absolutely no idea how to use Facebook.

jessicacoen Labrador with PTSD acts as seeing eye dog for blind golden retriever and I died, drowned in a sea of tears. http://t.co/jruN24Sd

jessicacoen Uplifting for a day of protests. RT @nydailyquote : "The faces in NYC remind me of people who played a game and lost" http://t.co/kiz8ej3E