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jaketapper i picture the factory that puts out JLo songs to be not unlike that coming up with the next Garfield comic

by Jake Tapper, White House Correspondant, Political Punch (Rank #32)

jaketapper ZOMGS TEH NEIL DIAMONDS ON THE IDOLS

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jaketapper God bless you, Paul Monti! http://t.co/5cpJST7B

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jaketapper RT @MarkLeibovich : President Obama woke up this morning and brushed his teeth. Imagine the outrage if George W. Bush had done that!

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jaketapper happy birthday! RT @marykbruce : What's better than cupcakes? THIS!! @jaketapper junk food cake http://t.co/d2NGm4A8

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jaketapper did everybody wish @MaryKBruce a happy birthday????

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jaketapper Photo near Pentagon public affairs office of late great Peter Jennings reporting in Vietnam http://t.co/njCD36bF

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jaketapper AZ secy of state: "information in the copy of the Certificate of Live Birth for the President matches the original record"

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jaketapper Dr Shakeel Afridi, who started a fake vaccine program to help the CIA gather info on OBL, has been sentenced to at least 30 years in prison

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jaketapper Q poll of Florida has Romney up 6 points over POTUS - 47-41

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jaketapper I got it.... Hawkman!!

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jaketapper I think thats a fair point. RT @miketnyc : Proof of "slow news day"? @chucktodd & @jaketapper debating sexual orientation of Bizarro.

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jaketapper @chucktodd you're assuming because Superman is straight, Bizarro is gay? Interesting theory. But wouldnt asexual be the real opposite?

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jaketapper A gay superhero is one thing...a gay super VILLAIN...now that would be something. #CoughLexLuthor

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jaketapper Marvin and Wendy and Space Monkey Gleek?

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jaketapper it would make sense if it were J'Onn J'Onzz, Martian Manhunter

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jaketapper got to be Elongated Man...

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jaketapper Snapper Carr, white courtesy phone

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jaketapper Robin too obvs

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jaketapper am assuming Green Arrow, right?

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jaketapper Romney at Bain, Americans Not Doing Better Off -- Today's Q's for O's WH > http://t.co/j7uoojXC

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jaketapper RT @Wolfrum : So many problems could be solved if Republicans & Democrats would just sit down together & drink some vials of Reagan's blood.

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jaketapper RT @PressSec : Hey everyone - going to start answering your questions in just a minute..we've got a bunch already, ... http://t.co/eDDnMCOd

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jaketapper RT @David_Westin : You can go home again. Excited to be on GMA this morning for my new book Exit Interview http://t.co/QQ24NUgc

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jaketapper Key on women shift: married women, whose disapproval of Obama handling of the economy has grown + are more apt to say theyre worse off

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