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halushki Dare I bring two children to the Sports Show tonight at the Farm building? It sounds good in theory...if I could just TARDIS there.

halushki French Parents, Tiger Moms, and every other parent on the planet is superior to you! http://t.co/Umzv2y8Z

halushki French Parents - And All Other Parents - Are Superior To You http://t.co/Umzv2y8Z

halushki I'm reading a book about North Korea. Devastating place to live. On the other hand, not too bad for star gazing.

halushki Unconvinced, even.

halushki Fennel. I'm unvonvinced.

halushki I love how my saying, "I hate football" nets me a bunch of Tweets trying to sell me football jerseys. This is how wars are started.

halushki I love how one video can speak louder than 1,000,000 feminists blogging. http://t.co/KpKlbB2Z

halushki All right. Bed. Before I unintentionally start a revolution and the trains stop running tomorrow.

halushki I mean, really.

halushki People who begin to actively support causes only when it begins to personally affect them are good. But only first rung of morality good.

halushki Four different kids landing triple jumps at the rink tonight. I think that's a record! Very cool!

halushki So much groundhog backlash! It's just a funny, silly little thing, ok? Like Twitter. Or saying "Ciao" when you live in the suburbs.

halushki 5yo just had wart frozen. In the struggle, the nurse accidentally froze my fingertip. It should just blister and fall of in a week or so.

halushki I'm not going to suffer fools quietly today. This is my only warning.

halushki For all your Black History Month education needs: http://t.co/P27eppEx

halushki Don't get me wrong: I love French. I lived in France. But as far as a real life resume line, I think Chinese might have more takers.

halushki Due to budget cuts, some language classes will be cut from our school district. Is it wrong that I'm hoping French goes, but not Chinese?

halushki Klout says I'm influential about bacon, pumpkins, zombies, and Atlantic City. You need more people like me in your life.

halushki There should be a fairy tale about how mommies who do all the dishes and laundry eventually eat children. Get kids asking to help out early.

halushki It's mind-boggling how a 5yo and a 10yo can find so much to argue about. Toast...the day or the week...who was awake first...

halushki "Change of activity *is* rest." ~ Tamara Moskvina

halushki It's only when a person doesn't know how to apply himself that so-called psychological dramas occur. ~T. Moskvina

halushki Pairs skating: Why wouldn't more "macho men" want to take part in a sport that practices grabbing girls' thighs all day?

halushki Dear Men-Too-Macho-For-Figure-Skating: Kiira Korpi skating in cutoff jean shorts to Lady Gaga. http://t.co/6z5jqTKA