Grant Robertson

grobertson A 15 second spot on Hulu just welcomed me to "the new Yahoo!" I want to be skeptical, but I just can't muster the enthusiasm required.

grobertson Just found an Indian delivery with lamb Pasanda. OMG. Please check that I'm not dead, and that this isn't my heaven.

grobertson Is it just me or are the quality of comments on TechCrunch falling with greater momentum than their traffic numbers?

grobertson @film_girl No, "Stephen [Baldwin] has also become one of America’s most profound thinkers." is the best sentence *ever*. Oh, my sides.

grobertson Google Voice transcription is entertaining. "Hey this is Charles" somehow became, "How you don't trust her" Oh, the comedy.

grobertson Shopping for robotic housecleaning assistants on an 80" screen with hippo remote reminds me -- the fewcha don broke off deep in dis heeze!

grobertson Is there nothing like HippoRemote for #android? I just want a VNC client that doesn't try to show the screen, but emulates a mouse and keys.

grobertson Oooh! focusin and focusout event bindings, and clearQueue function in the new jQuery release. Thanks @jeresig !!

grobertson Paper is the new novelty, "Free your reading [...] with portable, high-contrast, rapid random access, no electricity required, paperback."

grobertson T-Mobile wants $179 for the Nexus One on a new contract. I'm *out* of contract, and my upgrade price is $279 with a 2yr agreement. WTF?

grobertson Co-worker started a sentence by saying, "Normally, I'm not a violent person". For a second, I was certain that *this* was how my life ends.

grobertson Dear WeatherUnderground.com, "Tomorrow is forecast to be Warmer than today" just feels mean-spirited when tomorrow is also listed as 31/14F.

grobertson Nail polish remover can also be used to remove super glue from your skin. So what do you use to remove the nail polish remover?

grobertson What I learned at @film_girl 's family Christmas: Amateur dentistry is fun for everyone.

grobertson I want this guy to be my Christmas card to everyone. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nwxdu59rH90&feature=player_embedded

grobertson Dear random hipster. "Thrift store" and "style" are not synonymous. There is a point at which they converge but, you've failed to find it.

grobertson RT: @MyAsterism @grobertson Depends on the boss =P

grobertson Informal Poll: Is catching bad logic in code your boss wrote a good thing, or a bad thing?

grobertson Email this morning started with, "Greetings Media Elite". Lady, I don't even know where to start telling you how inaccurate that is.

grobertson I'm thankful for every day I spend with @film_girl

grobertson RT @stevebanfield I'm thankful for what I learned in 2009, and the opportunity to put it to use in 2010.

grobertson RT @vagredajr another turkey day drinking game (also for tomorrow): spot the elderly gentleman in the Member's Only jacket. Party on, Barth.

grobertson The Christmas music started only seconds after the last bite of turkey. It's a bit "on the nose", don'tcha think?

grobertson Experimenting with pre-treatments and primers to make latex paint stick to galvanized steel.

grobertson Just noticed my ex-girlfriend is on a Twitter list called, "Girls-who-might-cut-you". The Twitter; sometimes it's frighteningly accurate.