Jeremy Parish

gamespite Don't call it a reboot, but 1UP's new cover story initiative is GO. No turning back now. http://t.co/rjK8g1s8

gamespite In case you missed it over the weekend, some words on the coverage change in store for 1UP later today... AND FOREVER. http://t.co/2E38ROpA

gamespite Man, this fall's game review docket is gonna be pretty light. But February 2013 will destroy us.

gamespite Downed a Vietnamese coffee, which should take care of my caffeine and sugar needs for the week.

gamespite Today is Bay to Breakers? Ugh, now I get it. That hobo poop I encountered on the sidewalk in Venice Beach was a warm-up for the real thing.

gamespite I think I'm just gonna leave these guys on from now on. http://t.co/TrQ2Dsbt

gamespite Hell yeah, my wife Desperately Seeking Susan-era Madonna and I just split the prize for best-dressed. Duckie is vindicated at last.

gamespite True, these ruby quartz lenses protect those around me from this power I cannot control. “@LikChan : @gamespite Andy Warhol was a mutant.”

gamespite How the hell do people see in colored lenses, I feel like I'm about to die

gamespite Time to chuck this camera phone and travel back to the '80s to lipsync some Otis Redding, methinks. http://t.co/iNVqo4S0

gamespite My wife's Belgian cousin is basically a prettier, less crazy Danielle Rousseau. Weird!

gamespite @ThierryNguyen Are your kids into Skylanders? I ended up with a figure and I don't have any use for it.

gamespite I'm determined to make "state of 1UP" posts a weekly thing. Today: spam, and details on our new editorial direction. http://t.co/2E3dpoqu

gamespite Now I just need to do this editorial revamp, and review Dragon's Dogma, and cover E3, and maybe I can play Diablo III in a month or so.

gamespite Back home, and triumphant over spam for at least a little while. Time to celebrate by... sleeping.

gamespite Best wishes to @capnsmak on his new venture. Thanks for giving me a shot way back when, boss.

gamespite Man, what did we do before smartphones? Oh, right. Socialize and not stare at our hands like glass-eyed zombies. Welp time to tweet I guess

gamespite Am I really still getting ultra-right-wing PR emails about Obama's birth certificate? Gentle nostalgia for the year 2008 washes o'er me.

gamespite This week has made E3 feel like a leisurely stroll through Relaxationtown. My goodness.

gamespite Bus, bus, take me away, take me away, far away

gamespite I checked my watch and thought, "Gotta get up." Once awake, I realized I'd misread it and could've slept another hour. Analog has failed me.

gamespite My Street Pass Mii is now dressed like the main character from Daigasso! Band Brothers. So, Street Pass DOES have a victory condition.

gamespite Sliders? More like DRY-ders amiriteguys

gamespite I have no biting remarks about L.A. today. It's simply a beautiful, sunny morning that makes me happy to be alive. How revoltin'!

gamespite The older I get, the more I like Hawkwind. I'm not sure what that means.