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drewmagary The model from the Fiat ad last night is named Catrinel Menghia. The resulting Google Image Search proves she is not unattractive.

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drewmagary Ron Swanson Dr. Seuss book. http://t.co/5gtbxYD0

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drewmagary I think Tom Brady should make a pre-emptive move and ask to be traded to the Colts. WE ALL KNOW THE MILK HAS TURNED.

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drewmagary "Curses. Is this some sort of cosmic payback for what the Red Sox did to the Yankees in the 2004 ALCS?" DIE. http://t.co/9QvNSAI8

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drewmagary Real life Cartman. http://t.co/Wc2GfTv2

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drewmagary FUN WITH PETER KING! http://t.co/u5XrkpXH via @kissmesuzy

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drewmagary The full story of the Ohio zoo massacre. http://t.co/YzOKa26F #longreads

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drewmagary RT @ suss2hyphens Pretty sure Eli will win more Super Bowls because he loves going to Disney World.

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drewmagary Confetti angel. AWWWWWWWWWWW http://t.co/ISVsyjgl

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drewmagary Reader Jeff wisely pointed out that Madonna was dressed as Maude Lebowski last night. http://t.co/6q6l1WUu

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drewmagary Coughlin also wearing the Soaked Chinos Of Triumph.

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drewmagary Tom Coughlin is laughing on TV right now and you can tell that it's causing him pure ANGUISH.

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drewmagary MMQB prop bets for tomorrow: WEIRD (O/U 35 mentions), EERIE (O/U 14 mentions), and BOWERS-NESS (O/U 2 mentions)

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drewmagary "It was sort of the athletic equivalent of putting opposite magnets next to each other." http://t.co/4dp1z2lg

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drewmagary Dan Dierdorf still thinks Wes Welker catches that ball 100 times out of 100. And the other one he dropped.

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drewmagary Mario Manningham HAD THE SECOND LUCKIEST CATCH EVAHHHH! NO ONE DENIES THIS.

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drewmagary NAWT FAY-AHHHHHHH!!!

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drewmagary That was the first ever touchDERP.

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drewmagary Oh FUCK

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drewmagary NBC would like to remind you that Katherine McPhee is attractive.

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drewmagary Every time they cut to Tafoya I feel like I'm stuck at my great aunts cocktail party.

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drewmagary Every tine they

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drewmagary GET OFF MY SUPER BOWL

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drewmagary CeeLo wearing the worlds shiniest Hefty bag.

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drewmagary LMFAO are basically dressed like Chas during the Halloween party in Back to School

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