Jason Chen

diskopo Mirror mirror, on the wall, who has the most average, wooden, expressionless face of them all?

diskopo That Citibank "Somebody Left the Gate Open" song finally answers the age-old question of "Who Let the Dogs Out?"

diskopo @adampash Doesn't matter apparently. 8 was a standalone

diskopo @adampash look at production #s http://t.co/RXYIuKZE

diskopo Wait, wait, so should we TiVo @nbccommunity and watch the 9 and 9:30 episodes first, then the 8? NBC is airing out of order. (@danharmon )

diskopo Dear Aaron Sorkin, when you cast the part of me for the Steve Jobs movie, think more John Cho than Masi Oka. Thank you.

diskopo The only good thing you can say about casting Kristen Stewart as Snow White is that, yeah, she's white.

diskopo This is probably my last tweet for a while. See you all in hell. http://t.co/4z5Oi6Q2

diskopo "If you like that, you should see what we did to your Pepsi." -- Chinese proverb.

diskopo The twist in the next Shyamalan movie is that all characters live long, fulfilling lives and die of natural causes in their 90s.

diskopo I don't remember Nick Fury flirting with a cellphone in any Marvel comic I've ever read.

diskopo If you're over 30 and have had a sloppy joe lately, you're either a parent or in prison.

diskopo Who would have thought that John Edwards, politician, would have ruined John Edward, psychic's career instead of the reverse?

diskopo Coming in 2013 from the producers of the Chernobyl Diaries: The Three Mile Island Tumblr Blogs.

diskopo Happy Mother's Day! (Or as Batman calls it, Sunday.)

diskopo Usher's been around a long time, so you'd think he would have gotten a promotion to Projectionist or Concessions by now.

diskopo So wait, when Ed Norton gets angry does he turn into The Hulk or Brad Pitt?

diskopo I don't look forward to the day when I'm an old fuck and am against shit like marrying your robot.

diskopo Did you know! Expendables star Dolph Lundgren's name isn't short for Adolph, it's short for Dolphin.

diskopo “@SAI : Employees Called HP's Last CEO 'My Lord'" http://t.co/wWIShdl6 Only My Lord? I insist on "Your Grace" because the Iron Throne is mine

diskopo Verne Troyer is very angry that Peter Dinklage took his place on the little person reference ladder. (cc: Warwick Davis)

diskopo Super Moon: Also the name of a Korean superhero. His power? Delicious, delicious BBQ.

diskopo Werewolves love @KimKardashian because no matter where she goes it's always a full moon.

diskopo If Greek hero Xena can make her flying disc weapon return, what's Captain America's excuse when he has modern science's help?

diskopo Red Lobster's slogan is the pun you used on your little sister when you were 10 to show her the chewed food in your mouth.