Mark Wilson

ctrlzee Liz taking pictures of pictures http://t.co/IcXWZ8x6

ctrlzee The orb just may be a pepperoni angel smiling down on us http://t.co/Ca7TDs3w

ctrlzee Part 3 http://t.co/Yi6zj81U

ctrlzee Part 2 http://t.co/YduqDtWg

ctrlzee What the travel shows don't tell you about Chicago pizza http://t.co/Tz6BBgj6

ctrlzee Liz got me scuba classes for my 30th. So I guess I'll be ruling the seas now, too, or whatever. http://t.co/SIyhpMks

ctrlzee Who's with me. @jesusdiaz , maybe? http://t.co/zUTQ7I7i

ctrlzee @blam Thanks, it's been a lot of fun .

ctrlzee Ah, nm, I figured out the strange coincidence. It wasn't your lame ass login system that did it, @ubisoft .

ctrlzee Whoa, I have no clue how Raptr auto posted my Facebook page…@ubisoft , I'd love an explanation…since Facebook was never mentioned in signup.

ctrlzee @mattbuchanan ultramegazordbook, i'm hoping

ctrlzee @mattbuchanan Things could be worse. At least it's not Sony-style ULTRABOOK3 branded.

ctrlzee Weird that new MacBooks won't have ethernet jacks, but a (theoretical) Thunderbolt adapter could easily handle the throughput.

ctrlzee How Chevy is selling cars to millennials (and how their approach is different than it was for Gen X): http://t.co/ddqnWrZl

ctrlzee At Avengers for mothers day. Her idea. Think my mom has a crush on Thor.

ctrlzee Just posted a photo http://t.co/w40N0Oxv

ctrlzee My plans for the evening http://t.co/67sIEC46

ctrlzee @ejacqui @dansinker Damn, Fox already changed the headline. Or maybe they're just A/B testing to pinpoint the precise douchiest option.

ctrlzee I'm still looking to hire a summer writer for @philanthropr . Full time-ish hours. Position is (lightly) paid. Email me if interested.

ctrlzee Philanthroper is hiring a writer for a summer position. Money isn't huge but it IS paid. Think you're interested? Hit me up.

ctrlzee I'm pretty sure that Google's new 3D tours are hiding a much larger purpose: http://t.co/KG8yqhYH

ctrlzee @ejacqui Ha! Are things so bad we're bringing cats into it? HAVE WE GIVEN UP ALL THAT'S SACRED IN THIS CITY WITHOUT CILANTRO?!?

ctrlzee (but tequila is still in plentiful supply, so the district 13 uprising can wait for another holiday)

ctrlzee And on that note, apparently the entire city of Chicago is sold out of cilantro.

ctrlzee Internet comment of the day #cincodemayo edition: "I replaced the cumin with a Taco Bell seasoning packet, and it tasted a lot more Mexican"