Colin Sterling

csterl Just packing our vacation reading http://t.co/9qAUcKiU

csterl The person who thinks my email address is theirs just bought the "Call me Maybe" ringtone. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE CHRISTINE STERLING!

csterl cc @MoustacheManNYC RT @themeathook : New Challenge: show us a photo of you drawing a dick on @GoogaMooga ad at W4, win a free lb of sausage

csterl Steve Kerr has taken "speed and quickness" abuse to new heights

csterl Why is @RobertasPizza hosting a competitive eating event? http://t.co/y6WqQa6r

csterl No answers http://t.co/GrYAUal0

csterl There are corners of this coffee grinder that need cleaning that even James Cameron couldn't get to.

csterl #diptyque RT @nohelps : Fuck. It's really hard to tell if expensive candles are frivolous or essential.

csterl Phew: "Subway to unveil statue of RG3 [made] out of Smokehouse BBQ Chicken"

csterl Almost feel for @theflume right now: Mich. alum with Duke, for some reason, as champs in bracket

csterl In more uplifting news I'm adopting a new asymmetric clap modeled on Nick Nolte's addition to the craft.

csterl Twitter could use more #oscarssound outrage -- the mimicking mystery clavinet is clearly the most pressing issue of our day.

csterl Oscar producers: "Want to hear the most annoying sound in the world for 3+ hours?" #moreclavinet

csterl Meanwhile, they brought out Chris Brown at the All Stars game? What the fuck is wrong with television/people tonight?

csterl Amazed that 30 minutes in this clavinet-y sound problem on presenter mics remains.

csterl Sandra Lee: 'No one else has taken things that you can buy at the grocery store and put them together.' http://t.co/RLthmmDs

csterl Wherein Andrew Zimmern berates his own show's Twitter account: http://t.co/NThD3uxX

csterl @kzaleski MT @darrenrovell : Since wardrobe malfnctn, avg age of the Super Bowl halftime performer has been 54.8 years old. Madonna is 53.4.

csterl @daweiner @whitneysnyder @rbfishman @alexmaccallum This is your Joe Paterno.

csterl @daweiner @whitneysnyder @rbfishman No no, that was @alexmaccallum and it wasn't recent.

csterl RT @mintxcore : RT @dannychun : The Ravens look so good in their yoga pants.

csterl Bonnie's Grill taking over kitchen of Abilene transforms my entire buffalo wing situation.

csterl RT @DavidDWalters : If you're participating in a bowl game sponsored by Beef O'Brady's, there's probably more honor in losing.