Yarn Harlot

yarnharlot When I think about Prince Charles and Camilla on a boat with Rob Ford for Victoria Day fireworks here in TO, I can't stop boggling.

yarnharlot I think Victoria Day might be one of my favourite holidays. Such wonderfully low expectations.

yarnharlot RT @entangledmag : if only @YarnHarlot were big on entangled.. my indiegogo campaign could use a RT from them! http://t.co/xsFgHjXg

yarnharlot If someone would come over here and just slap me into bed. That would be helpful. #thamkssomuch.

yarnharlot Every time I see an ad for a mattress or a pillow that is "critical" to good sleep I think about cave people.

yarnharlot Me and my bruises and cuts are going to bed. Also, I knit a small sleeve. That will be all.

yarnharlot ProTip: bath+epsom salts+road rash = DON'T DO IT.

yarnharlot My nether regions seem to have a less positive review of today's ride than my brain does.

yarnharlot 60 km done. Fell off my bike in the last 10 seconds of the ride and scraped my knee, otherwise, I'm fine! #alittlesurprisedbythat

yarnharlot 17km mark. Not dead yet. #bikerally http://t.co/E776fcBK

yarnharlot Today's training ride, 57km. I'm not sure I can do it. That's a long time without knitting.

yarnharlot Training ride tomorrow. I wish there was a way I could convince myself that drinking wine is "carb loading." #bikerally

yarnharlot I just figured out this is a long weekend. I have got to dial in a little more.

yarnharlot I have a computer, a printer, a router and a WiFi connection. There are days when I'm not sure this saves me time.

yarnharlot Wondering, as I leave for my teen's school, when I will stop worrying that any random principal can give parents dentention?

yarnharlot Happy Birthday @kathyelkins ! Have a wonderful day.

yarnharlot Ended up in a pub after the DKC tonight - somehow there was a karaoke thing going on. 80's Karaoke. I'm so confused about people.

yarnharlot The Downtown Knit Collective is very fancy. http://t.co/NjsVKDpl

yarnharlot Freaked out and nervous. Leaving anyway. #grownupstuffishard

yarnharlot Speaking in TO always freaks me out. If I screw up in NYC I can avoid the place, but I LIVE here.

yarnharlot Blog software just crashed and ate post. Am thinking about eating blog software to even the score.

yarnharlot Speaking tonight at the DKC. Nothing like a hometown crowd. http://t.co/FxfTeBWC

yarnharlot Thunder is the sound that crappy blog pictures make.

yarnharlot Hey, don't mind me. I'll just sit here casting off until I get old and die. #thisisalotofstitches

yarnharlot 30km training ride DONE. I feel so totally hardcore, but I think it's the spandex. #bikerally