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Isn't the most obvious business model of @ashleymadison extortion, either by the site or those dating to reveal cheaters to their spouse?
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I rode over 126 miles on my bike in less than 24 hours. There's no nice way to say this: my taint has filed for divorce from me.
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Dear future teenaged daughter,
No matter how much fun he may be don't date a guy that brags about "running through these hoes like Draino"
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Tomorrow I do the 65mi "Reach the Beach" charity ride. Today I did my own 64mi reverse version http://t.co/wcMFwLdd
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I finally *just* got the Voodoo Doughnuts slogan "good things come in pink boxes". #iwasdroppedasakid
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Some views of the Gates Foundation campus look like an AutoCAD rendering http://t.co/YR8FT4tJ
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Current status http://t.co/BmDcttCy
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fïgurëd oút høw tö dó speciāl characterś easilÿ oñ mÿ maç. This changes everything.
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What I'm saying is, that's progress in eight years.
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2004: Everyone flips over Janet Jackson: http://t.co/LgHH7EeS
2012: Rihanna sings about her lady basement,no one cares: http://t.co/JV9RbdQV
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On the bright side, preliminary MRI results show my brain tumor is much smaller, could cease medications in a year or two.
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I passed out while getting an IV, endured a MRI scan of my head, and then found out my 96yo grandfather died all before noon #FUCKYOUTUESDAY
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@jkottke @JesseThorn Can I get Kottke saying "pumping out hams" as a ringtone? http://t.co/sQQPl7bD
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Halfway thru my MRI brain scan I realized the guy playing Khaleesi's right hand man is the newspaper publisher from Downton Abbey.
SCIENCE!
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I face the exact same dilema each morning:
http://t.co/dXAPipWi
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I just became mayor of a food truck. That faint sound in the distance you hear is me unlocking a "so Portland hipster it hurts" badge.
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Ryder Hesjedal gets pink jersey at the Giro d'Italia, later arrested for indecency http://t.co/1yOJ4YeS /cc: @vaughters
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How nice was riding in Portland today? This nice: https://t.co/gkZiLuXP
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I called Verizon's support line, got a random tech support person, they said they were a fan of my websites. That's a new one.
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Any fans of Tig Notaro's last comedy album: don't miss the replay of This American LIfe playing at theaters Tuesday (the rest was great too)
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Playing along to Ok Go http://t.co/9SeTUQq0
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@ginatrapani S&tC was the opposite. I was 25, they were 40 and it didn't apply to my life either. Also, omg Hannah plz dump the creepy dude!
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Watched the first 4 episodes of HBO's Girls. Realized the situations presented are so unknown to me it might as well be in another language.
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I'm hopeful we've passed Peak Axe Body Spray.
