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drewmagary And don't even get me started on the OLIVEGARCHY, polluting our salads and pizzas one black ring at a time.

drewmagary And now #BIGMAYO has the support of the BLT Party! THIS IS NOT AMERICA.

drewmagary Maybe even mayo marriage. Fucking disgusting. Don't smear your gross oily whiteness all over my marriage, #BIGMAYO

drewmagary You know what #BIGMAYO is planning next, don't you? MAYO PRIDE PARADES.

drewmagary This woman is taking a bong hit while doing yoga. http://t.co/KxnFduhT

drewmagary Want to know why every deli has tuna salad? #BIGMAYO

drewmagary Ever wonder why the White House is white? #BIGMAYO

drewmagary People, @bonappetit retweeted my hatred of mayonnaise and then unretweeted it. BIG MAYONNAISE IS CLEARLY BEHIND THIS.

deadspin Here's the NFLPA's collusion lawsuit against the NFL, alleging a secret salary cap in an uncapped season. http://t.co/jEGCbPn7

drewmagary Who are the suckers who bought Facebook stock? I wouldn't buy Facebook stock with Lenny Dykstra's Discover card.

drewmagary Why is the New York Times teaching people to make mayonnaise? IS THE WORLD NOT ALREADY HORRIBLY SATURATED WITH THIS HORSE CUM?!

drewmagary "What if we took the past and just, like, Autotuned the shit out of it?" -Great Gatsby trailer

deadspin Roger Goodell (and Nike) will not tolerate the NFL's epidemic of bruised thighs anymore: http://t.co/foaD6DL9

drewmagary Here's me going poopy on Roger Goodell. http://t.co/BPiffl0Z

deadspin What did Joe Paterno know about Jerry Sandusky in 1998? @esquiremag unearths curious new details from Paterno's papers: http://t.co/6zGcAXxd

drewmagary Colin Cowherd is wearing molester Transition lenses right now because of course he is.

drewmagary TV spoiler rules. http://t.co/gw2cNU1i

deadspin Dustin Brown should either be suspended for zero games or for all the games. http://t.co/bd8JY0Pc

drewmagary Oh hi, can I stab your comment in the face? http://t.co/bJDFUKRF

drewmagary These days, all album covers should be in animated gif form. http://t.co/kqPWsdP1

drewmagary Slinky on a treadmill! THAT'S GREAT SLINKIN'! http://t.co/AZNiyxFl @kottke

drewmagary "You know, once upon a time the three most popular sports were baseball, boxing, and horse rac..." SHUT UP OLD NEWSPAPER GUY WE KNOW THAT.

deadspin An illustrated look at the NBA's best shooters, including...Rajon Rondo?! http://t.co/RycRM6H9

deadspin The Rays' gladiator helmets are funny, but we have to draw the line at Luke Scott carrying a battle axe to the plate http://t.co/v3EOqXJG

drewmagary Liz Smith reads GQ for you! http://t.co/xLDWTEan