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drewmagary Making chili today. That's a good day.

deadspin Timofey Mozgov Mozgoved Himself http://t.co/MaEio9sN

suss2hyphens If you can graze the trackpad with a fingertip, that's pretty good.

suss2hyphens To determine your true Internet "reach," set down your laptop, stand up, and try to reach the laptop with your hand.

suss2hyphens Pistons, Knicks, FIU are all tanking. CBA doesn't exist. Only entity Isiah Thomas ever touched that's doing OK is Anucha Browne Sanders.

suss2hyphens The New York Knicks are 8-15. Florida International is 6-15.

deadspin Now Lanny Davis Has Penn State Talking In Circles http://t.co/PmPnlr6G

deadspin Scott Gomez Has Gone A Full Calendar Year Without Scoring A Goal, And Habs Fans Have Special Plans For Mocking Him http://t.co/PtJk3vHZ

deadspin BenJarvus "Law Firm" Green-Ellis Was Actually Supposed To Go To Law School http://t.co/dSDrAvQL

deadspin #ff @HuffingtonPost

deadspin Charles Barkley Can't Stop Talking About How Bad The NBA Stinks, Says It's Time To Consider Contraction http://t.co/KrYw4CbH

deadspin ESPN's Numbers Never Lie* Expects Every American To Drink 12 Beers Sunday http://t.co/ULVdJ2wn

suss2hyphens So, between pitches. RT @dianagram : @suss2hyphens and half and hour later, his team feels like it wants to bat again

suss2hyphens If he goes to Japan, Brad Penny's gonna have to learn how to eat innings with chopsticks.

deadspin Tom Brady, Bill Belichick, And The Genius Of The Patriots' No-Huddle Offense http://t.co/kLNRjoLo

deadspin Ted Leonsis Says The Washington Post Is "Harboring Criminals" Who Resell Tickets, The Way The Wizards Do http://t.co/PW6wqgf3

suss2hyphens One of these years they're going to forget to play the Super Bowl. Not this year; they'll probably remember.

deadspin Very Short Debate: Is Bill Belichick Quietly The NFL’s Best-Dressed Coach? http://t.co/WWyKyb41

deadspin Does The Success Of An NFL Replay Challenge Depend On Which TV Network Is Broadcasting The Game? http://t.co/ww2cG084

drewmagary "The meteorologists have helped." THEY DON'T CONTROL THE WEATHER, YOU IDIOT. http://t.co/XWevq5aM

drewmagary DHF! http://t.co/uE5p2vEn

deadspin Which Guy In Bill Belichick's Inner Circle Is More Mysterious? http://t.co/SK11Y9TH

drewmagary Oreo straws. http://t.co/S0O3B25B

drewmagary Half of that spam, by the way, comes from the Good Men Project. You people are the OPPOSITE of good.

drewmagary I wonder what the percent increase is in total spam sent during Super Bowl week. Because the river of shit is just unending right now.