Benjamin Kabak

bkabak Make that 8 minutes. It took 8 real-time minutes to play 18.6 seconds of a basketball game. That’s silly.

bkabak If you had “five minutes” in the “how long it will take to run down 18.6 seconds on the game clock” pool, congrats. You’ve won.

bkabak @mikeaxisa Bryce Harper. OH YEAH. /puts on sunglasses

bkabak @mikeaxisa @jsc2100 #bored

bkabak Nate Adcock has thrown 36 pitches in 4 innings vs. the Orioles. Take a pitch, guys.

bkabak Felix Hernandez’s FB maxed out at 92 today. Something wrong there? http://t.co/grPhXLKz

bkabak @mikeaxisa Also Montero’s slash line is now .248/.277/.398. That’s gross.

bkabak @mikeaxisa Talk about missing stuff and V-LO.

bkabak Who broke Felix Hernandez?

bkabak Clearly, the solution to CB Bucknor is #RobotUmpsNow.

bkabak Did not see any of the Yankee game tonight. Always great to hear that CB Bucknor is blind as a bat.

bkabak Starting to get the sense that this week’s @GoogaMooga is just going to be one giant line for food I can get elsewhere in NYC.

bkabak Hooray. Viacom stations on the Time Warner App. http://t.co/xWVqZVnA

bkabak . @tremor_chris The only one who was not civil and also juvenile was @Buster_ESPN . He should talk.

bkabak Sick of this. #hirok

bkabak iRobot umps. http://t.co/0S0jKnSy

bkabak It's sort of tough for me to excuse Brett Lawrie just because the ump got the call wrong. He still freaked out quite a bit.

bkabak Bud Selig the most awkward. http://t.co/2ZsXyUsP

bkabak #robotumpsnow http://t.co/fUPxzUOp

bkabak Captain Ahab has a new obsession. https://t.co/QcDvx0xk

bkabak Johnny Damon 7 for 47 this year. Are we counting down th days until the Indians DFA him yet?

bkabak Really? The Nightly Nun-E is a thing? http://t.co/t2ZeHivF I don't much like Eduardo Nunez, but ugh, ESPN NY.

bkabak GUYS! A new All Star Game in NYC means...statues! http://t.co/ff3t3j0O

bkabak If MLB suspends Brett Lawrie for five games starting today, I would be A-OK with that.

bkabak #pliny RT: @Slate : This is supposedly the best beer in the world: http://t.co/oTZZ8PHV