Rob Beschizza

beschizza One of my favorite things in airports is loud sarcastic business people having angry phone calls.

beschizza For breakfast, I had a fruitbowl of lies. #bacon

beschizza Funniest thing about Saverin renouncing US citizenship: seeing the Internet libertarian left pinch off some patriotic outrage

beschizza Replied that we are all out of Cat Baskets but have a warehouse full of Dog Boxes. cc @frauenfelder

beschizza Got an awesome one of those Chinese request for quote spams asking for prices on "CAT BASKETS"

beschizza The irony is that Yahoo! Pipes is fantastic.

beschizza http://t.co/EldZtkt3 "If the Internet is a series of tubes, Yahoo is the leaking drain, covering everything in watered-down shit." MT @mat

beschizza Marco Boerries: how do you deal with someone's delusions of grandeur if they're actually a genius? http://t.co/EldZtkt3

beschizza Brilliant writing from @mat on how Yahoo killed Flickr.

beschizza Wouldn't mind an Idiocracy sequel set in the UK with Simon Pegg

beschizza The three worst things America exports are war, creationism, and superheroes.

beschizza Bose's are the best noise-canceling headphones, but they look so cheap and nasty. Call in the next 10 minutes and...still pay $300.

beschizza This is why you buy EVERYTHING at retail with credit cards. http://t.co/5LKNzgy3 #chargeback

beschizza Can I interest you in exclusive use of the corporate pony

beschizza Lol @ "legitimate" Internet marketing people angry at The Verge's scamworld article. Too close for comfort, SEO consultants?

beschizza Scott Thompson updates resume to add "CEO, Facebook - 2011-2012"

beschizza The app to do that BTW is called MCEdit. Copy paste stuff between MC saves/worlds

beschizza Is it weird to be merging all your old minecraft "worlds" into a new one? A weird scrapbooking / world building exercise.

beschizza http://t.co/MjvJzqAj covering reporter bylines with ads. Lovely. http://t.co/KNkNqF7g

beschizza @doctorow "Just next to eat"

beschizza You'd better tax lawyer up, because I'm not coming back for 30% -- I'm leaving to keep it!

beschizza The street finds its own use for "satirized" stereotypes. #kutcher #sashabaroncohen #southpark

beschizza Interesting train ads http://t.co/34m6uL2I

beschizza @xeni exactly. I can forgive Mittens for a crime committed at 17. But what about grown up supporters today saying "So What" about the crime?

beschizza Three great features today: Fashion Hijabs http://t.co/wUeiTVOC Game of Thrones http://t.co/Lc5OMO1K and Kevin Kelly http://t.co/3Z6YWuzU