Justin Haywald

JustinHaywald A crazy, racist guy yelled at me then kicked me while I waited to cross the street. I just smiled back. Civic Center is lovely sometimes.

JustinHaywald HI INSTANT PHOTOGRAPH FRIENDS. MY NAME IS CISCO. http://t.co/8biSSlks

JustinHaywald How am I expected to work under these conditions? (new under-the-deskmate) http://t.co/0w6F4fnA

JustinHaywald And for dessert...beer! http://t.co/1JHFnPrU

JustinHaywald Seeing @jimgaffigan tonight! Excite! http://t.co/A0LUJ6Pq

JustinHaywald Someone sent me an email using HOT as an acronym. My immediate thought was "healing over time." This was not correct. Stupid real world.

JustinHaywald Pugs in costumes make me far too happy. http://t.co/zdpBIjDt

JustinHaywald Though you're no Mona Lisa // for worlds I'd not replace // your sunny, funny face.

JustinHaywald もう年とってるな。。。 http://t.co/34C47rzI

JustinHaywald RT @fotc : Bret. Present. Jemaine. Present. Jay-Z. Present. http://t.co/MaYytUGq

JustinHaywald "But there’s nothing to be done for them, it doesn't work that way. Sure, we all have soulmates, but we walk past them every day."

JustinHaywald My cousin knows me too well. Pug Paula Deen: https://t.co/UQ3T4sP3

JustinHaywald Who organized all of my ex-girlfriends into a choir and got them to sing?

JustinHaywald So awesome, I wanted to share a clearer picture. How can I buy things made by LauraMW? http://t.co/E4MtNf95

JustinHaywald After a crazy busy day, there's nothing like coming home to an amazing @fangamer package! T-shirt pics later http://t.co/dS8y6bUh

JustinHaywald I FINALLY received my application for the National Association of Professional Women. #soundslegit http://t.co/vW5zKmyX

JustinHaywald Suddenly very awake for no particular reason. Was there a disturbance in the force?

JustinHaywald @gamespite Are you calling me "chicken"?

JustinHaywald I wear a Stetson now. Stetsons are cool. http://t.co/rptypB8y

JustinHaywald Au phalanx #nerdflix

JustinHaywald Pugs and corgis, living together. Mass hysteria! RT @littleman00 Number 39 http://t.co/EhbXELlY

JustinHaywald This pug video is everything wonderful in the world. http://t.co/a1sp6LPx

JustinHaywald Happy Valentine's day from Bebop, Rocksteady, and me in fifth grade. http://t.co/0qRhGg0l

JustinHaywald I can't begin to summarize the dream I just had, but it involved visiting a Victoria's-Secret-military-thrift-shop/vegan-frozen-food-store

JustinHaywald Animal trivia for @momopeche I didn't know that harvest spiders are neither spiders nor dangerously venomous. http://t.co/U1uQjPNc