Joe Pawlikowski
Writer, River Avenue Blues
2,040 followers / 24,762 tweets
Professional amateur: musician, ballplayer, writer. Writes bloggies for a living. Has some fuckin' attitude.
http://twitter.com/JoePawl
http://riveraveblues.com
Blog: River Avenue Blues
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Geeze people, make a robot ump joke and everyone gets literal with you.
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With robot umps you wouldn’t need a catcher with no one on base.
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Fuck it, let’s get robot players while we’re at it. http://t.co/WG51GhZT
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Johnny 5 is alive and umping the game.
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Paranoid Android Umps
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Doid Ump Does
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This would be the best thing ever. RT @yagottagotomo : Robocop Umps
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Goodbye unlimited data (which wasn’t really unlimited anyway).
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Cory Wade has a K/BB ratio of 10
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Whoa, there. Seems @coffee_dad has gotten a little bossy lately.
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NPR: 'Joe The Plumber' Race A 'Microcosm' Of 2012 Politics // people are actually gonna vote for this guy-More at http://t.co/ehtcrxm3
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Moms spray dirty dancing teens with Lysol http://t.co/fcfotXzb // again, the fuck?
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House rebellion of one | Concord Monitor: http://t.co/z65yhTJk // the fuck?
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BBC News - Viruses used to power tiny device http://t.co/l2ugkdOZ
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I am going to the store. Maybe something good will happen in my absence.
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Does Canada have a maximum head size for entrance into the country?
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The guy in the Lovaza commercial is SUCH a stoner.
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GMAIL Y U NO FORWARD MY EMAIL?
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Why must you assholes force feed me Francesa?
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The answer is always, more coffee
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Kyocera's 'speaker-less' Urbano Progresso: bone conduction meets Android 4.0 | The Verge http://t.co/vmt2euvO via @verge
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NPR: Should Parents Be Able To Sue For 'Wrongful Birth'? // 3rd to last paragraph is a universal-More at http://t.co/6yCji6x6
